The latest Sussex spectacle that’s got everyone talking. Just when you thought they couldn’t possibly sink any lower after that LA fires PR stunt, they’ve now decided to take on Mark Zuckerberg and Meta over—get this—free speech. The irony here is absolutely delicious. You know what really gets me? Here they are, fresh off their disastrous tourist performance in LA, and instead of actually helping people, they're busy writing manifestos about social media policies. I mean, really?
Princess Catherine is showing true grace and dignity during her recovery, and Prince William is carrying out his duties with the quiet strength we’ve come to expect from him, the Sussexes are over here trying to dictate how a private company should run its platform. Now, here’s what’s really happening: Meta made some changes to their policies, which, by the way, is their right as a private company. But according to Harry and Meghan's latest statement on their website (yes, they actually took time to write this while LA was still dealing with wildfires), these changes are somehow undermining free speech.
The same couple who runs from any form of criticism faster than Harry abandoned his royal duties is now lecturing us about free speech? Let’s talk about hypocrisy. Let’s talk about how the Sussex Squad—their own supporters—are some of the most aggressive bullies on social media. I’ve seen it firsthand, and I know many of you have too. The vicious attacks on anyone who dares to question the Sussex narrative are legendary. But apparently, that kind of bullying doesn’t count in Harry and Meghan’s world.
What really makes me laugh is how they position themselves as experts on public safety and well-being. Remember, this is the same couple who threw the entire royal family under the bus in that Oprah interview, causing untold distress to a family already dealing with Prince Philip’s illness. The same couple who couldn’t handle the British press holding them accountable for their actions, and now they’re giving lectures about responsible platform management? Let’s talk about what’s really going on here. This isn’t about protecting vulnerable communities or promoting healthy dialogue. This is about control—pure and simple. Harry and Meghan want to control the narrative, and they’re frustrated because Meta’s policy changes might make it harder for them to silence their critics.
The timing of this is particularly rich. While they’re busy writing lengthy posts about social media policies, William and Catherine continue to show what real public service looks like. The contrast couldn’t be more stark. One couple is actually working to make a difference in people’s lives, and the other is writing strongly worded letters to tech companies from their $14 million mansion.
Can we talk about the absolute audacity of them using their royal titles while interfering in American corporate and political matters? As Neil Gardner pointed out (and I couldn’t agree more), it’s highly inappropriate for individuals styling themselves as Duke and Duchess to wade into these hot-button political topics. But then again, when have Harry and Meghan ever cared about what’s appropriate?
The real issue here isn’t Meta’s policy changes—it’s the Sussexes’ desperate attempt to stay relevant. Think about it. Their Netflix shows haven’t exactly set the world on fire. Their Spotify deal went up in flames, and now they’re trying to reinvent themselves as champions of social media ethics? Please. Here’s what they don’t understand—and what our working royals like William and Catherine grasp so perfectly: true influence comes from consistent, meaningful work—not from issuing grandiose statements about every trending topic.
While the Prince and Princess of Wales are out there making real differences in people’s lives, Harry and Meghan are typing away at their keyboards, trying to convince the world they’re still important. Let’s be honest here. This entire episode is just another example of their desperate need for attention. They couldn’t let the LA fire story die down without trying to grab another headline. It’s becoming so predictable, it would be funny if it weren’t so sad.
What really strikes me is the complete lack of self-awareness. Here they are, criticizing a platform’s policies while their own supporters engage in some of the most toxic behavior online I’ve seen. You’ve seen it, I’ve seen it—we all know what happens when someone dares to question the Sussex narrative. And let’s not forget, this is the same couple who demands privacy when it suits them but can’t resist jumping into every public debate possible. The hypocrisy is just staggering.
What’s particularly galling is how they try to position themselves as protectors of children online. As a parent myself, I find this ridiculous. They’re right that online safety is important, but shouldn’t they be more focused on their own children rather than trying to micromanage how a global platform operates?
Meanwhile, look at how the real royals handle themselves. King Charles and Queen Camilla continue their duties with dignity. William and Catherine focus on actual charitable work and raising their children right. The contrast in approaches couldn’t be more obvious. This latest move by the Sussexes is particularly tone-deaf, given the current global situation. While real issues need attention, they’re focused on Meta’s content moderation policies. Really? This is what they think deserves their platform right now?
You know what’s really interesting about all this? The timing. Just as their other ventures seem to be failing, they suddenly decide to take on big tech. It’s almost like they’re trying to create a new narrative for themselves, a new way to stay relevant. But here’s the thing: people are starting to see through it.
I’ve been covering the royals for years now, and I’ve never seen anything quite like this. The way Harry and Meghan manage to insert themselves into every possible situation while simultaneously claiming they want privacy is truly remarkable. It’s like they’re running their own reality show, but the ratings are dropping fast.
The saddest part of all this is what it reveals about Harry’s transformation. Remember the old Harry—the one who served his country, who started the Invictus Games, who seemed to have a genuine touch with people? That Harry would never have gotten involved in something like this. But under Meghan’s influence, he’s become unrecognizable.
And let’s talk about their actual impact. What have they really achieved with this statement? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Meta will continue to run their platform as they see fit, and all Harry and Meghan have done is remind everyone how desperately they’re trying to stay relevant. You know what would be really impressive? If they actually focused on real charitable work—if they showed up without cameras, if they supported causes without trying to control the narrative. You know, like William and Catherine do. But I guess that’s too much to ask.
What really gets me is how they try to position themselves as experts on everything—social media policies, mental health, parenting. There’s no topic they won’t try to dominate. Meanwhile, their own family relationships are in tatters. Maybe they should focus on fixing that before trying to fix Meta.
The reaction from their supporters is predictable. They’ll claim this is Harry and Meghan showing leadership, taking a stand. But let’s be real. This is just another attempt to grab headlines, another way to try to stay relevant in a world that’s increasingly seeing through their act.
And here’s the thing about their supposed concern for online safety: where was this concern when their supporters were attacking the royal family online, spreading conspiracy theories about Catherine, and bullying anyone who dared to question their narrative? The selective outrage is telling.
Looking ahead, I can pretty much guarantee what’s coming next. They’ll double down on this crusade, probably release some kind of statement about being silenced when people criticize them, and then move on to the next controversy when this one stops generating headlines. But you know what? We see through it. All of us who’ve been watching this saga unfold see exactly what they’re doing. And while William and Catherine continue to show what real royal work looks like, Harry and Meghan just keep providing examples of what not to do.
