Just when we thought Meghan Markle couldn’t get any more cringe-worthy, she manages to outdo herself in a jaw-dropping display of forced quirkiness. The Duchess of Desperation recently treated the world to a behind-the-scenes clip from her upcoming Netflix series, With Love, Meghan. And, as expected, it was deleted faster than Prince Harry’s last shred of dignity.
Days before the series is set to premiere on Netflix, Meghan took to Instagram to share what can only be described as a try-hard montage of her attempting to channel the effortlessly cool and genuinely funny Jennifer Lawrence. The result? A catastrophic blend of forced charm, bizarre facial expressions, and enough outfit changes to make a Broadway performer dizzy.
In the video, Meghan twirls, dances, and giggles with crew members, all while parading around in an array of beige outfits that scream, “I have no personality, but please think I’m effortlessly chic.” Prince Harry even makes his obligatory cameo, looking as awkward as ever, because what’s a Meghan project without dragging him along for moral support?
Jennifer Lawrence became a household name by being naturally goofy and relatable. She trips at the Oscars, jokes about food, and doesn’t take herself too seriously. Meghan, on the other hand, appears to have studied “quirky” in a lab, carefully selecting each mannerism in hopes of convincing the public that she’s just like the rest of us.
The problem? It doesn’t feel authentic. It feels like watching someone throw spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks—except the spaghetti is designer beige, and nothing ever actually sticks.
One of the most baffling things about Meghan is her ever-shifting persona. One day, she’s a serious humanitarian. The next, she’s a sexy siren. And now, she’s apparently the Duchess of Dorkiness. It’s exhausting to keep up with her constant reinventions, and it leaves the public wondering who the real Meghan Markle actually is.
And let’s not ignore the timing of this Instagram post. It just happened to go live on the same day as Prince William and Princess Catherine’s visit to Wales. What are the odds? Oh, wait—it’s not like Meghan has a history of scheduling her big moments to coincide with actual royal engagements.
With With Love, Meghan set to hit Netflix soon, one has to wonder: who is this show for? The average viewer wants authenticity, not someone playing dress-up in different personas every five minutes. The gardening, cooking, and hosting tips angle is laughable, considering Meghan has never struck anyone as a domestic goddess. Let’s be real—her idea of hosting probably involves hiring a Michelin-starred chef and taking credit for the meal.
To add to the spectacle, Harry makes his usual guest appearance, because what’s a Meghan project without dragging Prince Numnuts along for moral support? Even the couple’s beloved beagle, Guy, makes a brief cameo—a bittersweet moment, considering he passed away last year. Though, let’s be honest, even the dog was probably rolling his eyes at Meghan’s antics.
Meghan’s desperate attempts to reinvent herself have gone from amusing to downright tragic. If she wants to be quirky, she should at least try being authentically quirky—not this calculated, soulless performance that makes even South Park’s parody of her seem kind.
So, Meghan, here’s some free advice: go touch grass. Maybe take a break from the relentless rebranding and just exist. Because at this rate, even Jennifer Lawrence herself is probably watching this disaster unfold and thinking, “Girl, just stop.”
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