Meghan Markle’s “Cringe” Mood Board Has the Internet Rolling Its Eyes
Just when you thought Meghan Markle couldn't get any more predictable, she outdoes herself again. This time, she’s graced the world with a mood board so painfully self-indulgent that it could only come from someone with the self-awareness of a decorative throw pillow embroidered with *Live, Laugh, Love*.
As part of the rollout for her latest Netflix project, *With Love, Meghan*, she has unveiled what is supposedly a visual representation of her inspirations. But let’s be real—this is less about creativity and more about assembling a scrapbook of Pinterest clichés, motivational quotes, and, of course, an overwhelming amount of *herself*.
At first glance, the board looks like it was thrown together on a lazy Sunday afternoon, complete with carefully staged Post-it notes, Instagram-worthy aesthetic choices, and an almost comedic level of self-importance. It’s divided into themed sections, each more contrived than the last.
**A Nod to "As Ever"** – Her latest lifestyle brand attempt is prominently featured, because of course, she wouldn’t miss an opportunity for free promo.
**Culinary Pretensions** – Phrases like *farm-fresh eggs*, *carrots two ways*, and *sweet treats* hint at Meghan’s sudden reinvention as a lifestyle and culinary guru. Because clearly, she’s the next Martha Stewart.
**Endless Inspirational Quotes** – Among the gems she’s pinned? *Stay close to people who feel like sunshine* and the ever-so-original *You cannot make everybody happy; you are not a jar of Nutella.* Riveting.
**Cringe-Worthy Humor** – Perhaps the most baffling element? A note that reads: *I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but my butt is bigger.* Shakespeare must be shaking.
Mood boards are typically used to manifest future dreams. Meghan’s, however, is more of a highlight reel of her past—filled with callbacks to *The Tig* (her now-defunct blog that she might be resurrecting), photos of herself (naturally), and even a cartoonish drawing of her and Prince Harry in Wellies, because nothing screams *happily ever after* like a poorly sketched countryside fantasy.
One particularly staged element? A child’s craft allegedly made by Archie, conveniently placed just as Kate Middleton shared her children’s artwork. The placement—tucked away in the bottom corner next to Meghan’s sprawling shrine to herself—speaks volumes about where her priorities truly lie.
The entire concept feels like something straight out of 2008, painfully outdated in an era where people use digital organization tools instead of physically pinning scraps onto a board. So, what’s the point of this?
- A desperate attempt to stay relevant?
- A marketing ploy for “As Ever”?
- An art project for wine moms?
Whatever the reason, one thing is clear—this mood board isn’t about *vision*; it’s about nostalgia, self-promotion, and a desperate grasp for attention. Meghan once had the world at her feet. She walked away from royalty, wealth, and influence, only to end up here—painstakingly curating a mood board that feels as stale as her Netflix deals.
