Megan’s new PR firm, Three Gates Strategies, has apparently decided that the best way to handle persistent rumors is to knock them down one by one. And what’s their brilliant strategy? Planting stories about—wait for it—pregnancy cravings. Yes, you heard that right. Out of all the pressing issues they could address, they’re focusing on what Megan supposedly ate while allegedly pregnant.
Picture this: multiple publications (all Megan-friendly, of course) are running stories about how she craved Indian food during both pregnancies. Doesn’t this seem like an oddly specific detail to suddenly share? And why now? It’s like someone trying to prove they went to Paris by showing a receipt from a French restaurant in their hometown.
What’s even more telling is how these PR pieces are structured. They start with the pregnancy craving story, but then—and this is where it gets transparent—they suddenly veer off into how “amazing, beautiful, and friendly” the Sussexes are. It’s like they’re following a PR Mad Lib, stuffing compliments into every story, regardless of context.
While the true working royals are out there doing actual work—Prince William stepping up magnificently during challenging times, Catherine recovering with dignity, and King Charles showing incredible strength through his health struggles—what are we getting from Montecito? Bizarre, out-of-nowhere stories that nobody asked for.
The timing of this PR push is particularly questionable. It’s happening right during the Invictus Games, an event that should be all about celebrating our incredible veterans and their achievements. Instead of hearing about which countries are competing or which inspiring athletes are breaking records, we’re being force-fed stories about Megan’s alleged pregnancy cravings from years ago. It’s like they physically can’t stand not being the center of attention for even a moment.
The sheer desperation of it all is what really stands out. If everything was as they claim, why would they need to plant these stories at all? Why this constant need to prove things that should be self-evident? It’s like watching someone protest too much, and we all know what that usually means.
And let’s talk about their justification for keeping the children away from the Invictus Games. They’re claiming it’s because their roles are different and they need privacy. But isn’t this exactly the kind of family-friendly event where children should be present? Where they could learn about courage, resilience, and supporting others? The excuses are getting thinner and thinner.
The way they’re handling this PR campaign shows just how far they’ve fallen from their initial grand plans. Remember when they first left the royal family? It was all about changing the world, breaking free from constraints, and doing things their way. Now, look where we are: planting stories about pregnancy cravings in friendly magazines. Talk about a downgrade.
What’s particularly frustrating is how they’re using these soft lifestyle magazines to push their narrative. These are publications that won’t ask hard questions—they’ll just print whatever they’re given. It’s PR 101, but it’s being done so clumsily that it’s almost painful to watch. They might as well be writing “Please believe us” in giant neon letters.
What really strikes me about all this is the complete lack of awareness of what people actually want to see. People want authenticity. They want genuine connection. They want to see real work being done. Instead, we’re getting these carefully crafted, obviously planted stories that nobody asked for and nobody believes. It’s like they’re living in a bubble where they think everyone’s as obsessed with them as they are with themselves.
Let’s look at the broader context here. While Princess Catherine is recovering from surgery with grace and dignity, while King Charles is dealing with his health challenges with remarkable strength, and while Prince William is masterfully balancing his increased responsibilities, what are we getting from the Sussex camp? Stories about Indian food cravings. The contrast couldn’t be more stark.
And let’s not forget the impact this is having on the Invictus Games. These games are supposed to be about celebrating incredible athletes who’ve overcome tremendous challenges. But has anyone heard about any of their stories? Does anyone know which countries are competing or which sports are being played? No, because everything has to be about Megan and her PR agenda.
Remember when Harry was the people’s prince? When he was loved for his genuine connection with veterans and his real commitment to causes he cared about? Now, look at what he’s become: a willing participant in these endless PR games, letting his wife’s team plant stories about pregnancy cravings while real veterans are competing at his own games.
The contrast with the working royals couldn’t be more striking. While William is stepping up to support his father during this challenging time, while Catherine is recovering with dignity, and while Queen Camilla is proving herself more valuable to the monarchy every day, what are we getting from Montecito? Stories about Indian food cravings and constant reminders of how amazing they are.
The way they’re handling the Invictus Games is particularly telling. This should be about the athletes, their incredible journeys of recovery, and their resilience. Instead, it’s become just another backdrop for the Harry and Megan show. The athletes deserve so much better than this. They deserve to have their stories told and their achievements celebrated.
