Just when you thought the Megan Markle saga couldn’t get any more absurd, here we are again. Reports suggest that Megan Markle is up in arms over an upcoming *South Park* special that’s set to mock her. According to insiders, Megan has caught wind of the show’s latest project—a diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) special that will reportedly take aim at her, along with other Hollywood figures like Kathleen Kennedy and Rachel Zegler.
Megan’s recent Netflix venture, *Harry & Meghan*, has already faced harsh criticism, with audiences rejecting it like a bad Tinder date and critics tearing apart its self-indulgent tone. Instead of stepping back, reflecting on the feedback, and perhaps avoiding further controversy, Megan seems to have shifted her focus to a new battle: shutting down *South Park*.
If you recall, *South Park* already took a hilarious jab at Megan and Prince Harry in a 2023 episode titled *The Worldwide Privacy Tour*. The episode portrayed the couple as hypocrites who demand attention while simultaneously begging for privacy. The satire was so biting that rumors swirled about the couple threatening legal action—rumors that were quickly dismissed and laughed off.
Now, it appears Megan is back on the warpath, this time attempting to pressure *South Park* creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone into avoiding any further mockery of her. According to sources, Megan and her team have reportedly been contacting *South Park* Studios and Paramount executives, demanding they remove any references to her. Her reasoning? The previous parody allegedly hurt her career, and she claims she can’t afford another blow to her already fragile public image.
But if history has taught us anything, it’s that Parker and Stone don’t respond well to threats. Whether it’s Scientology, political figures, or even Disney executives, the duo has a track record of doubling down when faced with backlash. And Megan? She’s just handed them a goldmine of material.
Reports suggest that Parker and Stone have already had tense discussions with Megan’s team, responding with a firm reminder that parody is 100% legal. In fact, insiders claim that Megan’s outrage has only encouraged them to make her an even bigger focus of their upcoming DEI special. Paramount has also reportedly stood its ground, even hinting at a potential countersuit if Megan continues to falsely accuse them of legal wrongdoing.
So, what’s next for Megan? If reports are to be believed, she’s planning a full-blown media blitz, taking to interviews, podcasts, and even Howard Stern’s show to air her grievances. Her strategy? Whine loudly enough and hope someone, somewhere, takes pity on her.
Meanwhile, Parker and Stone are reportedly cooking up some next-level satire for the DEI special. Rumor has it they’re introducing a character named “Megilla,” a monstrous parody of Megan, meant to be a spiritual successor to their infamous “Mecca Streisand” joke from earlier seasons. If there’s one thing *South Park* excels at, it’s turning celebrity meltdowns into comedy gold.
At this point, it’s almost impressive how Megan continues to find new ways to make herself the center of controversy. Whether it’s questionable PR moves, laughable lawsuits, or attempts to control free speech, she’s doing everything except what might actually help her: laying low and staying quiet.
Meanwhile, *South Park* is gearing up for what could be their most-watched special of the year—all thanks to Megan’s insistence on making a spectacle of herself. Maybe next time, she’ll learn that if you don’t want to be paradied, you should stop acting like a parody.
