When it comes to poking fun at Donald Trump, late-night comedians Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert are in a league of their own. In a recent comedy showdown, the duo unleashed a barrage of jokes that left audiences in stitches—and reportedly sent Trump into a Twitter meltdown. From Melania’s alleged disdain for her husband to Trump’s infamous spelling struggles, no topic was off-limits.
Jimmy Kimmel kicked things off with a hilarious montage of Melania Trump, showcasing her signature “I’d rather be anywhere else” expression while standing next to the former president. The clips painted a picture of a woman who looked about as thrilled as a cat in a bathtub.
But Kimmel didn’t stop there. He claimed to have obtained a leaked text from Melania to her hairdresser, joking that she described Trump’s hair as “a dead squirrel having a bad hair day.” The audience erupted in laughter, and Kimmel kept the hits coming.
“Melania’s favorite hobby?” Kimmel quipped. “Social distancing—from Donald.” He even suggested that her secret wish was to be trapped in the Obama portrait at the White House because it’s the one place she knows Trump wouldn’t go.
Not to be outdone, Stephen Colbert took the stage with what he claimed was a leaked document from a White House whistleblower. The supposed agenda for Trump’s day included gems like:
Learn to spell “hamburger.”
Ask Ivanka what NATO means.
Find out if windmills really cause cancer.
Colbert’s spot-on Trump impression had the audience in tears. “I know more words than anyone,” he declared in his best Trump voice. “The best words. Bigly words.”
The comedian also imagined Trump’s autocorrect staging an intervention, refusing to let him spell “covfefe” correctly. “It’s like his phone gained sentience and decided to save us all,” Colbert joked.
As the laughter died down, Colbert couldn’t resist one final jab. He suggested that Trump was probably rage-tweeting from his golden toilet in response to the roast. “When your deep, dark secret of not knowing how to spell ‘hamburger’ gets exposed, what else can you do?” Colbert quipped.
The comedy duo’s relentless roasting didn’t just entertain—it highlighted Trump’s infamous thin skin. Every time he loses his cool over a punchline, it’s a reminder of how humor can be a powerful tool against his larger-than-life persona.
Kimmel and Colbert’s comedy special wasn’t just about laughs—it was a masterclass in using humor to hold power to account. By exposing Trump’s quirks and Melania’s alleged frustrations, they gave audiences a much-needed break from the chaos of politics.
And let’s be honest: who needs Netflix when you’ve got free entertainment like this? As long as Trump keeps providing material, comedians like Kimmel and Colbert will keep delivering the jokes.
