According to royal commentator Neil Sean, Meghan Markle has reportedly set her sights on the jewelry business—and in true Meghan fashion, it’s turning into yet another misstep.
Apparently, she’s taken inspiration from Chelsea Davy, Prince Harry’s ex-girlfriend, who successfully launched her own jewelry line, Aya. But rather than crafting a brand with a clear vision, Meghan’s attempt appears to be just another tone-deaf cash grab that nobody asked for.
Dripping in diamonds worth thousands of pounds, Meghan seems to have decided that since her Netflix deals aren't exactly breaking records and her foray into lifestyle branding has been more cringe-worthy than captivating, the next logical step is jewelry. Because why not? After all, why come up with an original idea when you can just mimic someone else and slap your name on it?
But here’s the kicker—Meghan doesn’t seem to grasp that a successful brand requires more than just flaunting expensive jewelry on a Netflix cooking show. Yes, a cooking show where she’s decked out in high-end designer jewelry. Because nothing screams “relatable home cook” like preparing a meal while draped in Cartier and Van Cleef & Arpels.
If you thought Gordon Ramsay was intense, imagine trying to sauté onions while ensuring your diamond-encrusted bracelet doesn’t end up in the pan. And let’s not ignore the sheer absurdity—who even wears extravagant jewelry while cooking? Most people remove their rings, bracelets, and necklaces before chopping vegetables, but not Meghan. For her, everything is a photo op. Every ring, every earring, every designer piece is meticulously placed, strategically showcased, and likely part of yet another undisclosed sponsorship deal. Because Meghan Markle isn’t cooking—she’s merchandising.
Clearly, she’s trying to position herself as a lifestyle mogul, hoping people will rush to buy whatever she promotes. But the reality? People aren’t buying—literally. Unlike Chelsea Davy, who built her brand with passion and a clear vision, Meghan is simply throwing ideas at the wall, hoping something sticks.
And let’s not forget the elephant in the room—the lingering rumors surrounding missing royal jewelry. With speculation swirling about certain pieces that have mysteriously vanished from the royal collection, one has to wonder—will Meghan’s jewelry line be “inspired” by items with a questionable provenance? Just a thought.
Even if she does manage to get this business off the ground, success is far from guaranteed. The Meghan Markle brand isn’t exactly thriving. Her Spotify deal? Canceled. Her Netflix content? Largely ignored. Her lifestyle brand, American Riviera Orchard? Officially dead. So why would a jewelry line fare any differently?
At the end of the day, Meghan can have all the diamonds in the world, but she still can’t buy what she truly craves—credibility. A title doesn’t make you classy. A prince doesn’t make you a princess. And simply slapping your name on a jewelry line doesn’t make you a successful entrepreneur.
The public has spoken, and they’re not interested in what Meghan is selling—literally or figuratively. Sorry, Meghan, but this latest attempt to emulate Chelsea Davy is shaping up to be yet another royal flop.
