Craig Ferguson is back, and he’s taking some sharp jabs at the world’s most talked-about royal exiles, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.
According to him, the Sussexes have imparted a profound life lesson: “Truth is like… fungible.” Wait, what? Even Ferguson seems baffled. “Alright, listen, I can’t be held accountable for what I say,” he quips, poking fun at the modern trend of personal truths—you know, the kind that change depending on the mood of the day.
And where did he pick up this avant-garde philosophy? From none other than Harry and Meghan. “Speak your truth,” they say. Ferguson muses, “Man, I wish I’d known that back in a Glasgow courtroom in ’87.” Imagine him standing before a judge, confidently declaring, “Nah, I’m just going to speak my truth.”
Of course, Ferguson doesn’t hold back when tackling one of the Sussexes’ most infamous bombshells—the royal racist revelation. Remember that jaw-dropping claim about a royal family member allegedly speculating on their child’s skin color? Ferguson’s take? Absolute gold. “It’s nothing to do with them being royal. They’re a family. If you don’t know who the racist is in your family... it’s you.” Boom. Just like that, he nails the awkwardness of family dynamics. It’s like being at a wedding where grandpa insists on giving a speech. “No, grandpa, you will NOT say a few words.”
But let’s take a trip down memory lane. Longtime fans might recall Meghan’s 2013 appearance on Ferguson’s late-night show—a moment so cringe-worthy it’s impossible to forget. Dressed in an especially revealing outfit, she turned the flirtation dial up to maximum, making the audience collectively squirm. If flirting were an Olympic sport, Markle would have taken home the gold.
Ferguson, ever the professional, played along, but even he looked like he was barely holding it together. At one point, Meghan even asked him to pinch her to prove she was real. Wait, what? Ferguson, being the seasoned host he was, smoothly changed the subject—thank goodness.
