Another Year, Another Oscars Delusion: Meghan Markle’s Annual Hype Train Crashes Again
It’s that time of year again—another Oscars ceremony, another round of Meghan Markle’s delusional attempts to insert herself into Hollywood’s biggest night, and yet another public flop. The Duchess of Perpetual Hype has once again managed to stir up whispers of her attendance without actually receiving an invitation. Shocking, right?
No one—absolutely no one—expected Meghan and Harry to show up at the Oscars. And yet, like clockwork, PR rumors mysteriously surfaced, hinting at her possible appearance. It’s almost comical how this happens every time a major event rolls around. Whether it’s the Met Gala, the Emmys, or the Golden Globes, Meghan’s name is floated like a helium balloon, only to pop with the same predictable silence.
You have to admire the sheer audacity, though. It takes a special kind of nerve to keep pretending to be relevant in Hollywood despite never actually scoring an invite. The commitment to the bit is almost impressive.
Now, let’s talk about Elton John—a man who actually *has* an Oscar, unlike Meghan, who probably had her acceptance speech ready just in case. Despite his well-documented friendship with Princess Diana and his past willingness to defend Harry and Meghan, Elton did not invite the Sussexes to his legendary Oscars afterparty.
And if Elton John won’t have you, you know things are bad.
This snub is the Hollywood equivalent of being ghosted. Harry and Meghan have spent years trying to position themselves as elite A-listers, but their invitations keep getting mysteriously lost in the mail. And let’s be honest—it’s no mystery at all. Celebrities don’t want to be around a couple notorious for spilling private conversations to the highest bidder. Who wants to end up quoted in Meghan’s next *People* magazine puff piece or featured as a tragic villain in Harry’s next tell-all memoir?
Let’s be real: Meghan Markle would have stuck out at the Oscars like a sore thumb. The event is for A-listers, not for ex-cable show actresses trying to claw their way back into relevance. The sheer thought of her standing next to the likes of Margot Robbie, Emma Stone, or Cate Blanchett is almost too much to handle.
And let’s not forget her fashion sense. The Oscars red carpet is a place for impeccable, show-stopping couture. Meghan’s style choices, on the other hand, have ranged from ill-fitting beige sack dresses to the unforgettable red monstrosity she wore while clutching Harry for dear life at the Salute to Freedom Gala. Could she have managed a decent Oscars look? Unlikely.
Of course, Meghan’s ever-loyal PR machine will probably spin this as her being “too important” for such a “small, insignificant” event like the Academy Awards. You know, the way she was too important for the Met Gala, the Grammys, and every other A-list function she’s never been invited to.
The reality? Hollywood has sniffed out the grift. The Sussexes are not seen as glamorous or important figures. They’re viewed as whining, self-obsessed opportunists who use their royal past as a bargaining chip to stay relevant.
Elton John’s Oscars party snub is just the latest reminder that no one in Hollywood is buying what Meghan and Harry are selling. They can’t buy their way into real A-list circles, they can’t force their way into the “it” crowd, and they certainly can’t bluff their way into an Oscars invite.
Meghan Markle’s annual Oscars delusion is becoming a tired tradition. Despite her best efforts to stay in the spotlight, Hollywood isn’t fooled. The Sussexes’ attempts to position themselves as A-listers continue to fall flat, and their lack of invitations to major events like the Oscars speaks volumes.
In the end, it’s clear: Meghan and Harry’s Hollywood dream is just that—a dream. And until they can prove their worth beyond their royal ties, they’ll remain on the outside looking in.
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