Megan Markle, the self-proclaimed Duchess of Delusion, is once again making headlines—this time for reportedly reaching out to King Charles himself to request an update to her page on the Royal Family’s official website. According to royal commentator Neil Sean, Megan believes her post-royal endeavors—Netflix deals, podcasting flops, and failed branding attempts—deserve a prominent spot on the monarchy’s digital platform.
It’s a bold move, to say the least. After famously stepping back from royal duties and declaring her independence from “The Firm,” Megan now seems eager to maintain a foothold in the very institution she once criticized. The irony is hard to miss: a woman who built her brand on complaining about royal oppression is now seeking free PR from the monarchy’s website.
So, what exactly does Megan want added to her bio? Apparently, she’s looking for recognition of her charitable work, her Netflix career, and her so-called contributions to modern society. Because, of course, nothing screams “strong, independent woman” quite like begging your estranged in-laws for a shoutout.
What makes this situation even more amusing is Megan’s approach. Instead of going through the website administrators, she reportedly went straight to King Charles. Yes, the same King Charles who is busy managing state affairs, meeting world leaders, and, you know, running a monarchy. One can only imagine his reaction to receiving an email from Megan, marked “urgent,” demanding an update to her bio.
If King Charles has any sense—and let’s be honest, he does—he’ll likely send this request straight to the digital equivalent of a dusty archive. Or, better yet, he might consider removing the Sussex section entirely. After all, if Megan and Harry were so desperate to leave the royal family, why are they so obsessed with keeping one foot in the door?
This isn’t the first time Megan has tried to spin her narrative through PR stunts. We’ve seen her rebrand herself as the Hollywood Duchess, the philanthropic activist, the podcasting queen, and the lifestyle guru. None of these personas have stuck, and now she’s back to trying to insert herself into royal affairs.
Let’s be clear: this isn’t just about a simple website update. It’s about control. Megan wants to dictate the narrative, ensuring her “successes” are displayed alongside those of actual working royals. And if the changes aren’t made quickly enough? She reportedly escalates the matter, throwing what can only be described as a royal-sized tantrum.
The entitlement is truly something to behold. Megan and Harry have spent years positioning themselves as the cool, independent Hollywood power couple, yet they still can’t seem to make an impact without clinging to royal coattails. It’s a pattern that’s becoming increasingly hard to ignore.
At this point, one has to wonder: will Megan Markle ever just move on? The constant back-and-forth, the obsession with staying connected to an institution she claims to despise—it’s exhausting and, frankly, a little pathetic.
