Meghan Markle is not an A-lister. She’s not even a B-lister. She’s firmly planted in the Z-list. Netflix deals and cringeworthy dance moves aren’t going to change that. And yet, here she is, screaming into the void, demanding to be included in the Oscars. The Oscars, guys! The event that celebrates the crème de la crème of Hollywood, not someone whose biggest claim to fame is a cooking show nobody asked for.
The Oscars didn’t invite Meghan. Let me repeat that—the Oscars did not invite her. They invited Prince Harry. Yes, Harry, the man who’s somehow become even more of a laughingstock than his wife, was invited to present an award. Why? Apparently, the Oscars are doing some kind of tribute to California wildfires, and they thought Harry would be a good fit. Harry and wildfires? What’s next—Meghan presenting an award for a documentary on royal family dysfunction?
But here’s where it gets juicy. Meghan is furious. She’s absolutely seething because she wasn’t invited. And what does she do? She bombards the Oscar committee with clips of herself hugging wildfire victims, insisting they include her in the tribute. I mean, can you imagine? This woman has no shame. It’s like watching a toddler throw a tantrum because she didn’t get invited to the cool kids’ party.
Let’s not forget the Netflix angle here. Netflix, the streaming giant that once seemed like Meghan’s golden ticket to Hollywood stardom, is now looking like a sinking ship. Her so-called “highly anticipated” show, With Love, Meghan, is set to premiere on March 4th. But guess what? There’s not even a measly Instagram post promoting it. It’s like Netflix has already given up. And honestly, who can blame them? Who in their right mind wants to watch a show about Meghan Markle cooking and gardening? It’s like watching paint dry.
But here’s the thing: Meghan knows this. She knows the show is likely to flop, and she’s desperate to save face. She thinks that if she can just get her face on the Oscars red carpet, somehow it will all be okay. But let’s be real—people aren’t that stupid. They can see right through her. She’s a Z-lister trying to play in the big leagues, and it’s not working.
Now, let’s talk about Harry for a second. Oh, Harry. This man is a walking disaster. He’s been humiliated time and time again—remember the Pat Tillman Awards debacle? And yet, somehow, he’s being invited to things like the Oscars. Why? Who knows. Maybe people feel sorry for him. Maybe they think he’s still a royal, even though he’s done everything in his power to distance himself from the family.
But here’s the kicker: Harry doesn’t even want to go to the Oscars. According to reports, he’s reluctant to attend. And who can blame him? The man’s been through enough. He’s been dragged through the mud by his wife, humiliated in front of the world, and forced to watch his once-respected name turn into a laughingstock. Oh, the humanity.
While Meghan is out there making a fool of herself, Catherine, the Princess of Wales, is out there doing the business. She’s meeting with people, shaking hands, and showing the world what grace and dignity look like. She’s not demanding attention—she’s just doing her job. And it shows. Catherine is loved, respected, and admired. She’s elegant, poised, and graceful—everything Meghan wishes she could be.
The irony here is that Meghan had the world at her feet. She had the opportunity to be a beloved member of the royal family and make a real difference in the world. But instead, she chose to chase fame and fortune, throwing tantrums along the way. She’s a cautionary tale, folks—a reminder of what happens when greed and ambition take over.
