Because, as always, Meghan has managed to turn what should have been a straightforward business meeting into a full-blown circus. And guess who’s left holding the bag? Netflix. Oh, and let’s not forget her ever-loyal sidekick, Doria Ragland, who seems to be along for the ride no matter how bumpy it gets.
Here’s the tea, straight from the sources buzzing about this on social media: Meghan, the self-proclaimed “multifaceted business mogul” (I’ll let you laugh at that for a moment), has been working tirelessly—or so she claims—to get her highly anticipated cooking show off the ground with Netflix. Yes, you heard that right—a cooking show. Because apparently, the world has been clamoring for Meghan Markle to teach us how to whip up avocado toast or whatever she thinks qualifies as culinary expertise.
But, as with everything Meghan touches, this project has been nothing short of a train wreck wrapped in a velvet curtain. And by velvet curtain, I mean her delusional belief that she’s some kind of A-list celebrity who can demand the moon and stars from Netflix.
Let’s set the scene: Meghan, accompanied by her mother Doria, storms into Netflix headquarters for what was supposed to be a serious business meeting. But in true Meghan fashion, she managed to turn it into an explosive crisis. According to reports, Netflix executives had finally had enough of her antics and decided to confront her about the lack of progress on her so-called “brand.”
And let’s be real here—what brand? What exactly is Meghan Markle’s brand? Is it the victim narrative she’s been peddling since she left the royal family? Is it the faux humanitarian angle she tries to sell while jet-setting on private planes and living in a multi-million-dollar mansion? Or is it just the sheer audacity of thinking she’s relevant in Hollywood when, let’s face it, nobody really cares about her anymore?
Back to the meeting: Netflix, being the patient and professional entity that it is, tried to have a constructive conversation with Meghan about the delays and the lack of direction for her cooking show. But did Meghan take it like a professional? Of course not. Instead, she went full throttle, accusing Netflix of racism. Yes, you heard that right—racism. Because when all else fails, Meghan pulls out the race card faster than you can say “Oprah Winfrey interview.”
According to sources, she claimed that Netflix was promoting everyone else’s projects while leaving her to rot in the corner like an unclaimed Christmas present. Oh, the drama! The injustice! The sheer audacity of it all!
Let’s pause for a moment and really absorb this: Meghan Markle, a woman who has built her entire post-royal career on playing the victim, is now accusing Netflix of racism because they’re not giving her the red-carpet treatment she thinks she deserves. Never mind the fact that Netflix has already given her and Harry a $100 million deal, which, by the way, has produced exactly zero content of any real value.
But no, that’s not enough for Meghan. She wants more. She always wants more. And when she doesn’t get it, she lashes out, pointing fingers and making wild accusations. It’s like watching a toddler throw a tantrum in a toy store—except this toddler has a Netflix deal and a PR team.
And let’s not forget Doria, who was apparently there to lend moral support—or perhaps to ensure that Meghan didn’t completely self-destruct in the meeting. Because let’s be real, Doria has always been Meghan’s ride-or-die. She’s the one who’s been by her side through thick and thin, through all the lies, the scandals, and the endless drama.
And let’s not forget the rumors about Doria’s own past, which have been swirling around for years. But that’s a story for another day. For now, let’s just say that Doria and Meghan are two peas in a pod—two very angry, bitter peas who seem to thrive on chaos and controversy.
Now, here’s where things get even more ridiculous. According to reports, Meghan is now trying to pivot from her failed cooking show to a documentary about her so-called Nigerian heritage. Yes, you heard that right. Meghan, who has spent years claiming to be 43% Nigerian—a claim that has been debunked more times than I can count—now wants Netflix to fund a documentary about her roots.
Because apparently, the world is just dying to see Meghan Markle traipse around Nigeria, pretending to connect with a culture she knows nothing about. It’s like her “I’m from Malta” special all over again, except this time she’s hoping to cash in on the current trend of ancestry documentaries.
But let’s be real here: no one is buying it. No one is interested in seeing Meghan Markle pretend to be something she’s not. And Netflix, for all its faults, is not stupid enough to fall for this nonsense.
But here’s the thing: Meghan doesn’t seem to understand that her time in the spotlight is running out. She’s burned bridges with the royal family, alienated herself from Hollywood, and now she’s on the verge of losing her Netflix deal.
And let’s not forget about Harry, who’s been reduced to nothing more than a lapdog, following Meghan around and nodding along to her every word. Poor Harry. He went from being a beloved member of the royal family to being a puppet in Meghan’s never-ending quest for fame and fortune.
And let’s not forget about the royal family, who have been nothing but gracious and dignified throughout this entire ordeal. While Meghan and Harry have been busy trashing the monarchy in interviews and documentaries, the royal family has remained steadfast, focusing on their duties and serving the people.
William and Catherine, in particular, have been absolute pillars of strength. They’ve handled this mess with grace and poise, never once stooping to Meghan and Harry’s level. And let’s not forget King Charles and Queen Camilla, who have been working tirelessly to modernize the monarchy and ensure its survival in the 21st century. They are the true heroes in this story—not Meghan and Harry.
So, where does this leave us? Well, it leaves us with yet another chapter in the Meghan Markle saga—a chapter that’s as ridiculous as it is predictable. Meghan will continue to play the victim, make wild accusations, and chase the spotlight, no matter how many bridges she burns along the way.
But here’s the thing: the world is waking up to her antics. People are starting to see through the lies, the manipulation, and the sheer audacity of it all. And sooner or later, Meghan’s 15 minutes of fame will be up. And when that happens, she’ll have no one to blame but herself.
So, my dear friends, let’s sit back and watch as this drama unfolds. Let’s see how far Meghan is willing to go in her quest for relevance. And let’s remember that, at the end of the day, the royal family will always prevail. They are the true embodiment of duty, honor, and tradition—and no amount of Meghan Markle’s drama will ever change that.
And let’s not forget Doria, who was apparently there to lend moral support—or perhaps to ensure that Meghan didn’t completely self-destruct in the meeting. Because let’s be real, Doria has always been Meghan’s ride-or-die. She’s the one who’s been by her side through thick and thin, through all the lies, the scandals, and the endless drama.
And let’s not forget the rumors about Doria’s own past, which have been swirling around for years. But that’s a story for another day. For now, let’s just say that Doria and Meghan are two peas in a pod—two very angry, bitter peas who seem to thrive on chaos and controversy.
Now, here’s where things get even more ridiculous. According to reports, Meghan is now trying to pivot from her failed cooking show to a documentary about her so-called Nigerian heritage. Yes, you heard that right. Meghan, who has spent years claiming to be 43% Nigerian—a claim that has been debunked more times than I can count—now wants Netflix to fund a documentary about her roots.
Because apparently, the world is just dying to see Meghan Markle traipse around Nigeria, pretending to connect with a culture she knows nothing about. It’s like her “I’m from Malta” special all over again, except this time she’s hoping to cash in on the current trend of ancestry documentaries.
But let’s be real here: no one is buying it. No one is interested in seeing Meghan Markle pretend to be something she’s not. And Netflix, for all its faults, is not stupid enough to fall for this nonsense.
But here’s the thing: Meghan doesn’t seem to understand that her time in the spotlight is running out. She’s burned bridges with the royal family, alienated herself from Hollywood, and now she’s on the verge of losing her Netflix deal.
And let’s not forget about Harry, who’s been reduced to nothing more than a lapdog, following Meghan around and nodding along to her every word. Poor Harry. He went from being a beloved member of the royal family to being a puppet in Meghan’s never-ending quest for fame and fortune.
And let’s not forget about the royal family, who have been nothing but gracious and dignified throughout this entire ordeal. While Meghan and Harry have been busy trashing the monarchy in interviews and documentaries, the royal family has remained steadfast, focusing on their duties and serving the people.
William and Catherine, in particular, have been absolute pillars of strength. They’ve handled this mess with grace and poise, never once stooping to Meghan and Harry’s level. And let’s not forget King Charles and Queen Camilla, who have been working tirelessly to modernize the monarchy and ensure its survival in the 21st century. They are the true heroes in this story—not Meghan and Harry.
So, where does this leave us? Well, it leaves us with yet another chapter in the Meghan Markle saga—a chapter that’s as ridiculous as it is predictable. Meghan will continue to play the victim, make wild accusations, and chase the spotlight, no matter how many bridges she burns along the way.
But here’s the thing: the world is waking up to her antics. People are starting to see through the lies, the manipulation, and the sheer audacity of it all. And sooner or later, Meghan’s 15 minutes of fame will be up. And when that happens, she’ll have no one to blame but herself.
So, my dear friends, let’s sit back and watch as this drama unfolds. Let’s see how far Meghan is willing to go in her quest for relevance. And let’s remember that, at the end of the day, the royal family will always prevail. They are the true embodiment of duty, honor, and tradition—and no amount of Meghan Markle’s drama will ever change that.
