Look, we all know that when the word "exclusive" pops up, it’s basically straight from Meghan Markle’s Soho House playbook. I’m calling it right now—this is a blatant attempt by Meghan to dodge any accountability for her own actions. You can bet they’re going to spin this in the press. Oh, I can see the headlines already! They’ll find some sneaky way to pin it all on Camilla because of this so-called "exclusive" nonsense. It’s so predictable. This is just Meghan trying to play the victim card, like, “Oh, it’s not my fault I can’t stand Catherine! It’s not because of me!” Right, Meghan. Sure. We all know nothing is ever your fault—or Harry’s, for that matter. You two are practically saints, aren’t you? Angels who never do anything wrong. Give me a break.
“Camilla’s secret role in Meghan Markle and Catherine feud”—seriously? First off, her name’s not even Catherine in this context, but whatever. “They never had a chance!” Oh, please. The big, bad Camilla swooping in—oh no, how awful! Dude, get over it already. Especially you, Harry. The way he acts like Camilla’s some evil stepmother out of a cheesy teen flick? Chill out, man. This isn’t some Olsen twins movie or The Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan.
We’re grown-ups now, Harry. You can drop the drama. And Meghan, too—Miss “I love Diana so much.” I wouldn’t be shocked if she’s cooked up this whole feud in her head, like, “Oh, I hate Camilla because I’m Team Diana!” Okay, Meghan, that was ages ago. Camilla’s been part of the family forever. But that’s how these two roll—like a pair of 12-year-olds stuck in a time warp.
So, Camilla’s “always looking out for herself”? Fine, whatever. Now she’s supposedly spilling “shocking new details” about the Queen’s twisted schemes against her so-called rivals. Except—hold up—“rivals” doesn’t even make sense here. She’s the Queen! Catherine’s a princess, and Meghan’s a duchess (allegedly, anyway).
Were Kate and Meghan just easy targets? No, no, no—let’s get this straight. If Meghan was constantly stirring the pot with Catherine, that’s on her. The idea that it distracted from any negative buzz about Camilla and Charles is total garbage. Whenever those two are in the news, it’s front-page material, just like the nonstop drama with Meghan and Kate. “They never had a chance”? Oh, shut up, Meghan. I swear, this is what she does with her free time—when she’s not sipping mimosas at brunch, she’s probably typing this junk with a wine glass in hand.
