Meghan Markle and Netflix are desperate. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and they are releasing so much PR fakery it’s actually astonishing. It’s like throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping something sticks. Netflix is bringing out the big guns, spending multiple millions of dollars on billboards in downtown New York City. Meghan Markle is now merchandising her children on Instagram and has doubled down with a brand-new, cringe-worthy People magazine interview.
Meghan Markle’s desperate marketing campaign to save face and why it’s not going to work—or save her trainwreck of a cooking show.
Netflix and Meghan Markle are in the fourth quarter, and they’re trying to bring it over the finish line with a touchdown for Meghan’s cooking show, which debuts tonight at midnight. I might even have a midnight viewing party—if I can stay awake. Netflix has decided to bring out their pocketbook and write a really big check to put up a huge billboard in downtown New York City. Much like Spotify did when they spent all that money on Meghan Markle, only for it to be a complete and utter flop. At this point, it’s like throwing money into the wind and hoping something sticks. You might as well just take that check and flush it down the toilet.
Now, Meghan is on a desperate campaign to save face, trying to create another fake persona of herself as Snow White, Julia Roberts, Pamela Anderson, Catherine (the Princess of Wales), and the Marchioness of B. We all know Meghan Markle likes to play Single White Female, a chameleon wearing other people’s skins and personalities. But now, she’s really, really trying hard to let everyone know: I’m a mom, I’m a hugger, and now I’m a cook. Yeah, it’s getting really sad and desperate at this point.
You’ve got to hand it to her—she’s definitely making an A for effort. It’s the fourth quarter, and she’s got the ball. Go for it, sis. Try to get that touchdown. The problem is, there’s no one in the bleachers cheering her on. She doesn’t have an audience or a mass amount of fans.
I found a very interesting person over on Twitter who opened an account in January of this year, and they’re all about Meghan Markle. The interesting thing? They have 666 followers. Hmm, that’s a very interesting number. The account is called “Meghan Updates,” and they’ve posted 265 times since January of this year. Again, I think Meghan’s team might be hiring people to go on social media and post these positive puff pieces about Meghan Markle “winning.”
I find it hysterical when I come across these fake accounts that are purely PR puff pieces for Meghan’s team. They just opened in January 2025, and it’s called “Meghan Updates.” I do find that a little suspicious, especially since it’s all posting her propaganda for her upcoming cooking show. They’ve had quite a few updates since January, but I love the fact they have 666 followers. That’s very telling.
We all knew it was only a matter of time before Meghan would bring out the kids. I believe the Christmas card they did last year, where they showed the back of the kids’ heads, was kind of a soft launch. I think Meghan has wanted to showcase her children for quite a while, but Harry was the one who was reluctant. Harry is the one who wants to protect his kids from the British media. He’s the one who believes social media is dangerous and that he needs to protect his kids.
But Meghan has wanted to be the Instagram Duchess pretty much since she got married. She wants to merch the kids, and I believe she’s very jealous of the fact that the Wales children are growing up in the public eye and that people love them. I don’t think she cares for that. We don’t even know what her kids look like. We can’t bond with the back of a child’s head.
They’re always trying to drop these little nuggets: Oh, Archie said the funniest thing yesterday. Lilibet said the funniest thing yesterday. Who cares? Who gives a rat’s ass? Nobody. We don’t need your little breadcrumbs when we can just watch the Wales kids and learn about them from afar. We’re fine. You don’t even need to show us the back of Archie’s head. Really, we’re not that interested.
But Meghan Markle, since she returned to Instagram and proclaimed that 2025 was her year, has returned to her roots of trying to be a wannabe celebrity and Instagram star—although she says she’s not an influencer. I think she’s correct there. She’s never been an influencer.
She released a very cringe-worthy little clip over on her Instagram stories with Auntie Serena Williams playing with Lilibet. Again, a lot of people picked it apart. It did seem to me like it was kind of a setup, trying to merch the game Candyland. Nothing with this woman is really authentic. What was the point of sharing this little clip of Serena Williams and your daughter playing a game? Weren’t you trying to protect their privacy? What is the point of that?
I believe in the corner, there was a message: Just one more day until the release of my cooking show. Again, using her child to clearly merch her upcoming cooking show. In my opinion, this is going to be a big problem for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s marriage in the future because she’s going to want to keep showcasing the kids, and I don’t believe Harry does.
We’ve already called it. We’ve known they’re going to start bringing out the children, and it’s probably going to progress as they get older because Meghan Markle knows she’s not that interesting. She needs those kids to make her look like she’s a caring mom. She needs to have that persona to be able to sell her brand.
So, we’re going to analyze the very cringe-worthy and fake People magazine interview. I really believe that Meghan Markle thinks we’re all stupid and that she can convince us with all of her fakery and fake excuses as to why she does things. Again, get your sick bucket, y’all, because it’s very syrupy sweet.
The title says: Meghan Markle’s Most Intimate Interview in Years: Harry, the Kids, and Getting Real About Her Learning Curve. Yeah, this is a very interesting article.
The very first story is so fake it reminds me of the story Harry told at the Invictus Games about little Archie. The thing I find interesting about Harry and Meghan is they don’t let us see their kids. We see the back of their heads, although Meghan is now starting to incorporate them in her Instagram reels because I think they’re getting a little desperate.
But they always come up with these really off-the-wall, fake stories that nobody believes happened. If you believed these little stories happened, again, I have some oceanfront property for you in Arizona. These are the most made-up, cringe-worthy, fakest stories I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
Let’s paint the picture, y’all. Meghan Markle is curled up in bed with her sleeping 5-year-old son, Prince Archie, on a recent winter evening in Montecito, California, with her phone in her hand. She’s catching up on emails, finalizing details for the launch of her renamed lifestyle brand, American Riviera Orchard, and her new Netflix series, With Love, Meghan.
Her husband, Prince Harry, is still in Vancouver, wrapping up the Invictus Games. Meghan had joined him for several days, during which she stayed in close touch with her mother, Doria, checking in on Archie and Princess Lilibet, who had both gotten sick. Now, is it me, or do their kids appear to always be sick? They’ve been sick quite a few times.
And then she’s savoring this stillness at home with little Archie as he stirs awake and says sleepily, “Mama, don’t work too hard.” Recalling the moment to People a few days later, The Duchess of Sussex says it was the sweetest thing. Really? Don’t most parents have cell phones? How many kids see their parents holding a phone and say, “Don’t work too hard, Papa. Don’t work too hard, Mama.”
I mean, the woman works one hour a week doing Archewell. She doesn’t have a full-time job, and she’s lying in bed with a cell phone, and her son is so concerned that she’s working herself to the bone because she’s answering a couple of emails? Really?
Do you know we live in 2025, where people are permanently holding their cell phones? This child has never seen his mother with a cell phone lying in bed? She was probably playing Scrabble or Wordle or whatever it is she says she plays. “Mama, don’t work too hard.”
Remember that stupid story Harry told at the Invictus Games when he was like, “Papa, who are you talking to on the phone?” And he’s like, “It’s Invictus, Archie. It’s Invictus.” Like, is this child never seen his parents hold a phone before? It must be this mythical thing, work, that apparently his parents never do because the child was bewildered that his parents were doing that.
Or is it the fact that their children never really see their parents? Does he have PTSD when he sees his mom typing away on her little keyboard, and he’s like, “Oh no, Mama’s going to leave again,” so he has to say, “Don’t work too hard.” It’s odd. I don’t know of any five- or three-year-old who would say to their parents, “Papa, who’s on the phone? Mama, don’t work too hard.” She’s lying in bed. I don’t think she’s working that hard.
Then she goes on to say, “Like any entrepreneur, Meghan has tackled the hard work of launching a new business, but unlike most, she has done so under an intense spotlight.” A poor-me narrative. In March 2024, her initial brand, American Riviera Orchard, debuted online, and then, of course, a month later, she handed out her jam to a bunch of rich, clueless celebrities.
Anticipation grew, questions arose about when the products would be available, while behind the scenes, she navigated trademark issues. Say it ain’t so, Meghan. Say it ain’t so. She says, “There was a ton of twists and turns, even with the name.” She says in her most intimate interview in years, “I was figuring it out in real time.” We know, Meghan. We know. And that was absolutely the wrong thing to do. You figure it out before you launch it.
Although she has faced intense public scrutiny at every step, Meghan says the experience has been defined by growth. She said, “I appreciate everyone who gave me the grace to make mistakes and figure it out, and also to be forgiving with myself through that.” I think Meghan forgives herself quite a bit.
“It’s a learning curve,” she says. As Meghan builds her brand, she also continues to expand her life in Montecito. Five years have passed since she and Harry made the seismic decision to “step back” from royal duties—meaning they quit in the UK and charted their own path. But their titles remain.
So now she’s going to talk about why she still calls herself The Duchess of Sussex. Meghan says the Sussex name, bestowed upon her and Harry by the late Queen Elizabeth on their wedding day in 2018, holds a deeper significance than could have been imagined before motherhood. She said, “It’s our shared name as a family, and I guess I hadn’t recognized how meaningful that would be to me until we had children.”
She says, “I love that this is something that Archie, Lilibet, and I have together. It means a lot to me. The Sussex name,” she adds, “is part of our love story.” It’s the salt and pepper, the peanut butter and jelly of Meghan and Harry. No, sis, it means you don’t want to drop your royal title. You still want to be called The Duchess of Sussex. You’re not Meghan Sussex. You go by Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex.
So, I like how she’s trying to dumb it down for us and act like we’re a bunch of idiots who don’t understand why she’s keeping a royal title. It makes zero sense. So, you’re trying to tell me that if the title went away, you wouldn’t be Princess Henry Mountbatten-Windsor? I mean, aren’t you proud to be married to your husband?
With her new series debuting on March 4th on Netflix, she is sharing her personal passions, including cooking, hosting, and decorating, with her biggest audience yet. She said, “When your children get to a certain age, when you’re not just playing in the sandbox with them but almost playing in your own sandbox, it’s super joyful.”
As a woman, as a mom, and as a wife, to be able to find yourself again in a way that was always present but that you couldn’t put as much attention on as you now can when your kids are a little bit older, it’s a wonderful feeling.
Meghan, I don’t think your kids have ever gotten in the way of you doing anything. How many trips have you been on without your children for weeks on end when they were under the age of three? Plenty. You don’t seem to have a problem leaving your kids for long periods of time to work on your own personal pet projects. Just saying.
Not to mention, you have staff, maids, nannies, and your mother—more help than 99% of the people out there. So, cry me a river, sis.
The article says, “Although the couple’s 2022 Netflix docuseries, the record-breaking Harry & Meghan, famously pulled back the curtain on their struggles within the royal family, this time, there’s no mention of anything royal.” Harry himself makes only a fleeting appearance in the final episode, but his presence was felt behind the scenes.
The other thing about Harry and Meghan, which I always find very unauthentic and weird, is that they always need to have a source—a friend close to the couple, someone who worked with them—always speaking out positively, like a cheerleader for the couple. Because they always have to convince people that they’re nice, that they’re so in love, and that they’re so happy.
Why do they have to constantly do that? If that was a real fact, people would just know. People would see. Again, Catherine and William don’t have tons of puff pieces coming out trying to convince everyone they’re happily married, they have a happy family, and they’re fulfilled in their work. But Harry and Meghan always have to have one of Meghan’s minions speaking on their behalf to the press to let the world know how in love they are, how amazing, how kind.
Here, they have a quote from a crew member. This crew member said, “Whenever Harry visited the set, he was always super polite and friendly, but it was clear he wanted this to be Meghan’s moment to shine.” Ah, now we all know that really means Harry doesn’t want anything to do with the show, but he was forced to make an appearance to make Netflix bosses happy. That’s what it really means.
This People interview is really, really long, and it’s boring. I’m falling asleep reading it, but I’m going to skip over some of the parts and just summarize it for you. They talked about how she gave up The Tig, her passion project, because she sacrificed it for the love of her husband. But now, he’s got a sparkle in his eye, and he’s all happy to watch Meghan Markle be creative once again.
It’s like a honeymoon. She’s returning back to her roots, back to doing the things that she loves when Harry first met her. Then they talked about her time on Suits and how, of course, she’s besties with Abigail Spencer, but forgot to mention how she literally doesn’t talk to anyone else on the cast.
Then she mentioned how the cooking show got her out of her comfort zone because she’s in front of the camera more on the cooking show than she was in her seven years on Suits. Now, I did find that rather interesting.
