The increasingly bizarre situation surrounding Meghan Markle and the mysterious case of the royal children we barely ever see.
Have you ever noticed the strange way Meghan and Harry handle their children? Let’s be crystal clear—I’m not here to target innocent kids. That’s precisely the issue, though, isn’t it? Where are these children? Why are they always kept out of sight while their publicity-hungry mother parades around the world, chasing the spotlight at every turn?
Look at the few photos that have been released. Really look at them. Notice anything strange? These kids seem to be growing at a remarkable rate, yet they are mysteriously absent from nearly every major event or trip the Sussexes embark on. It’s as if they only exist when it’s convenient for a photo op or a PR stunt.
Let’s break this down logically because I know you all appreciate a deep dive into the facts. The Sussexes attended the Invictus Games in January 2025—an event specifically designed to celebrate families supporting their wounded warriors. Other competitors brought their children. Kids were everywhere. Yet, Archie and Lilibet, supposedly 5 and 3 years old, were nowhere to be seen. Ask yourself why.
These are no longer fragile newborns—they are children more than capable of traveling, as Meghan herself has implied. So, why weren’t they there to support their father at his signature event? The same question applies to their trips to Colombia, Nigeria, and Jamaica. In fact, over the past two years, reports indicate that Meghan and Harry have taken nearly 100 trips without their children. Yes, you read that right—100!
Now, I don’t know about you, but if I had young kids I adored, I wouldn’t be jetting off constantly without them—especially when I have unlimited resources, private jets, and an army of nannies at my disposal.
It’s not just the children’s absences that raise eyebrows. The inconsistencies in the Sussexes' stories are staggering. Remember when Harry told Oprah that Archie’s first word was crocodile? Three syllables—for a first word? Any parent watching knew that was highly unusual. Or when they couldn’t seem to get their story straight on when Lilibet took her first steps? The timeline kept shifting depending on the interview.
Then there’s Meghan’s recent appearance on The Drew Barrymore Show, where she made sure to mention how she and her children baked hundreds of cookies for the audience. Classic Meghan—never just doing a kind act, but ensuring everyone knows she did it. It’s the same performative energy social media influencers use when they film themselves giving money to the homeless. The act itself isn’t the point—the attention is.
And what about the photos? Have you noticed how carefully curated they are? We rarely see full, clear images of the children’s faces. There’s always something slightly off—whether it’s the timing, the aging, or the resemblance. I’m not saying Photoshop is involved… but I’m also not saying it isn’t.
For a couple who left the royal family claiming they wanted privacy, they sure seem to strategically deploy their children for maximum media sympathy. Meanwhile, back in the UK, the real royals continue to set an example. William and Catherine strike a perfect balance—protecting their children’s privacy while acknowledging their public roles. They bring them to appropriate events, share genuine milestones, and, most importantly, never use them as PR tools.
Speaking of the real royals, look at how Catherine has handled her recent health struggles—with grace, dignity, and zero self-pity. No leaks, no exploitation—just quiet strength and privacy until she was ready to share. Now that’s class. Meanwhile, across the pond, Meghan turns every minor inconvenience into a dramatic saga.
So, let’s be honest about what’s happening here. These children—whether they exist exactly as presented or not—are being used as pawns. They are Meghan and Harry’s leverage against the King, the Royal Family, and the institution itself. It’s a game of emotional blackmail: Give us what we want, or we’ll continue this charade and embarrass you further.
And why doesn’t King Charles demand proof of his grandchildren’s existence or a DNA test? Because he’s trapped. Imagine the headlines: Cruel King Demands Proof of Grandchildren! Meghan and Harry have constructed the perfect no-win situation, where any pushback can be spun into another victimhood narrative.
I truly believe we are witnessing one of the most calculated PR schemes in modern history. Think about it—by keeping these children largely hidden, they create mystery. By releasing carefully controlled images, they satisfy just enough curiosity to keep questions at bay. And by constantly referencing them in interviews without actually showing them, they maintain their narrative as “protective parents” while simultaneously using their children for emotional leverage.
And you know what really stings? The missed opportunities. If these kids truly are royal, think about everything they are missing—no relationship with their cousins, no bond with their grandfather (who isn’t getting any younger), no connection to their rich heritage. All of it sacrificed on the altar of Meghan’s ambition and Harry’s resentment.
The truth is, this can’t last forever. Eventually, these children will grow up. If they exist as presented, they will start asking questions—Why were we hidden? Why didn’t we know our royal family? And what will Meghan and Harry say then?
The cracks are already showing. Their Netflix and Spotify deals haven’t panned out as expected. Their books sold well initially but faded fast. The only thing left to monetize? Their children. Mark my words—when attention wanes, when sympathy runs dry, when new contracts need to be signed, we’ll suddenly see much more of Archie and Lilibet.
Meanwhile, the real working royals continue their duty. William and Catherine focus on genuine charity work, meaningful patronages, and supporting the King. They represent Britain with dignity and raise their children with both privacy and a sense of duty. That’s what real royalty looks like.
Meghan and Harry’s game will only last as long as people are willing to play along. Eventually, the public will move on, the royal family will continue without them, and they’ll be left to deal with the consequences of their choices. And as for these mysterious royal children who appear and disappear like ghosts? I hope, for their sake, that they are real, loved, and one day free from being pawns in their parents' never-ending drama.
