Let’s talk about Meghan Markle’s latest attempt to stay relevant in the business world. First, there was American Riviera Orchard, her lifestyle brand that tried to trademark everything from cat food to dog biscuits. Then, we heard about cake mix. And now? Beer. Yes, you read that right—As Ever beer.
I can’t be the only one who finds this whole thing laughable. It’s like she’s throwing everything at the wall and hoping something sticks. But let’s be real—this isn’t a business strategy; it’s a joke.
Meghan’s team has reportedly filed a request with the Trademark Office to market alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages, including beer, cocktail mixes, mocktails, and more. But here’s the thing: how is any of this supposed to work? Is she going to open a brewery? Partner with a beer company? Or is this just another half-baked idea that will fizzle out before it even starts?
The truth is, Meghan isn’t exactly known for her love of beer. If anything, she seems more like a wine person—someone who sips on a glass of chardonnay after a “hard day” of doing, well, not much. The idea of her launching a beer brand feels as authentic as her claims of being a self-made entrepreneur.
This isn’t the first time Meghan has tried to expand her brand into random, unrelated markets. From dog biscuits to cake mix, it’s clear she’s desperate to find something that resonates with the public. But instead of focusing on one cohesive idea, she’s scattering her efforts in every direction, hoping something will catch on.
The problem is, none of it makes sense. How does someone go from being a duchess to selling beer and cake mix? It’s not like she has a background in brewing or baking. And let’s not forget, she’s already struggling to maintain the credibility of her existing ventures.
At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Meghan trademarked dish soap next. Imagine her standing in front of a camera, holding a bottle of As Ever dish soap, and saying, “This is the soap I use every day to clean up after my hard day of… well, nothing.” It’s almost too ridiculous to imagine, but with Meghan, anything is possible.
The real issue here isn’t the beer or the cake mix—it’s the lack of authenticity. Meghan’s brand is built on contradictions. She claims to champion sustainability and ethical living, yet her constant trademark filings and attempts to cash in on every trend suggest otherwise.
It’s hard to take her seriously when her business ventures feel more like a desperate attempt to stay in the headlines than a genuine effort to create something meaningful. And let’s be honest, the public is starting to see through it.
Meghan Markle’s latest foray into the world of beer is just another chapter in her ongoing quest for relevance. But instead of building a brand rooted in authenticity and purpose, she’s chasing after every shiny object that comes her way.
So, Meghan, if you’re reading this, here’s some free advice: focus on one thing. Make it meaningful. And maybe, just maybe, leave the beer to the professionals.
