Broadcaster, Piers Morgan, has utterly obliterated Meghan’s newest Netflix vanity project with just four simple words— “It was just unwatchable.” And honestly, isn't that the cold, hard truth we've all been waiting for someone to say out loud?
Piers Morgan—love him or hate him, the man is known for his blunt honesty—decided to give Meghan’s new show a chance. He barely made it past the four-minute mark. Yes, you heard that right. This is a man who has interviewed world leaders, controversial figures, and some of the most challenging personalities in media, yet even he couldn't stomach more than 240 seconds of Meghan’s self-absorbed drivel.
During a recent episode of Piers Morgan Uncensored, he didn’t hold back. He called it exactly what it is: a vanity project, where Meghan spends most of the time either telling everyone how amazing she is or having others do it for her. Sound familiar? It’s the same formula she’s been using since stepping away from the royal family.
And here’s the kicker—Piers pointed out that the kitchen she’s showcasing in the series isn’t even hers! That’s right! Meghan is out here, playing Martha Stewart, filming in someone else’s home, pretending to reveal the culinary secrets of the universe, all while making basic coffee and elementary school-level cakes. If that’s not peak delusion, I don’t know what is!
But the moment that truly sent royal watchers into a frenzy was Meghan’s interaction with Mindy Kaling. When Mindy naturally referred to her as Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Delusion actually had the nerve to correct her, saying, “It’s so funny that you keep saying Meghan Markle, you know I’m a Sussex now.” Excuse me? Sussex is a place, not a surname. Let’s not forget—Meghan has probably spent a total of six hours in Sussex her entire life. Even Piers, who’s actually from Sussex, pointed out that no one there has ever seen her.
Meghan married into the Windsor family. The title of Duke and Duchess of Sussex was a gift from the late Queen Elizabeth II, yet Meghan continues to act as though she was born into royalty. The reality? She and Harry were given the title, but it does not define them. She’s a Windsor, not a Sussex, and clinging onto the title like it’s her personal brand is beyond ridiculous.
Now, here’s where it gets even more fascinating. Somehow, Harry and Meghan have managed to do the unthinkable—they’ve become less popular than Prince Andrew in Britain. Just let that sink in. They have officially fallen below someone embroiled in one of the most damaging scandals in royal history. That takes a special kind of talent for self-sabotage.
And it’s not just Britain. Americans, who once embraced the couple with open arms, have largely shifted from mild interest to outright indifference. As Piers put it, people aren’t even angry anymore—they simply don’t care. For someone as obsessed with public attention as Meghan, that must sting.
Remember when Harry and Meghan left the royal family claiming they wanted privacy? Fast forward a few years, and what do we have? A tell-all memoir, an explosive Oprah interview, a multi-part Netflix documentary, and now this cooking show disaster. Privacy? That was never the goal. The real objective has always been staying in the limelight, no matter how desperate the attempt.
The contrast between them and the real working royals is starker than ever. Prince William and Princess Catherine continue to carry out their duties with grace, even amid Catherine’s health struggles. And yet, despite undergoing treatment, she still found the time to release a dignified, heartfelt message to the public—without the drama, without self-pity, just pure class. Meanwhile, Meghan is in California trying to convince the world that making avocado toast is groundbreaking content.
And where is Harry in all of this? Reduced to cameo appearances in his wife’s vanity projects, looking increasingly uncomfortable and out of place. The once vibrant, fun-loving prince who dedicated his life to his military comrades and charitable work has disappeared, replaced by a shadow of his former self. He’s lost touch with his family, his friends, and everything that once gave his life purpose. It’s heartbreaking, and you can’t help but wonder if William watches this all unfold with deep sorrow.
Now, about this Netflix show—it may be in the top five on the platform, but let’s be real. People are tuning in not because it’s good, but because they can’t look away from the trainwreck. It’s the same reason people slow down to gawk at car accidents. The reviews have been absolutely brutal, with critics calling it hollow, vapid, and devoid of substance. But what did we expect? Meghan has built her entire post-royal career on playing the victim, all while living in a $14 million mansion and complaining about how tough life is.
And let’s revisit the whole “I’m a Sussex” nonsense. Sussex is a historic county in England, rich with culture and tradition. Meghan has no connection to it beyond a ceremonial title. By her logic, if I took a weekend trip to Paris, I could start calling myself Ben Paris. It’s laughable.
The most frustrating part? Meghan continues to exploit her royal connections whenever it suits her, while simultaneously trashing the monarchy at every opportunity. She craves the prestige but refuses to accept the responsibility that comes with it. Meanwhile, King Charles, Queen Camilla, Prince William, and Princess Catherine continue their service with unwavering dedication, rarely complaining despite facing real challenges.
Here’s the bottom line—Meghan Markle was never cut out for royal life. Royalty is about service, not self-promotion. Every move she has made since marrying Harry has been about boosting her own image, not serving others. The people who have worked closely with her—former palace staff, ex-friends, and past colleagues—all tell the same story: narcissism, bullying, and an inability to maintain relationships unless they serve her needs. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire, and Meghan’s reputation is engulfed in flames.
And now, she wants to rebrand as a lifestyle guru? Please. Martha Stewart has nothing to worry about. The woman who allegedly brought palace staff to tears is now trying to sell herself as warm and approachable, all while filming in a borrowed kitchen. You can’t make this up.
What’s next in the Meghan Markle rebrand saga? A book on family values while she isolates her children from their royal relatives? A documentary on authenticity while she rewrites history to fit her narrative? The hypocrisy is endless.
Piers Morgan may have only lasted four minutes watching this Netflix disaster, but in those four minutes, he summed up what we’ve all been thinking: It’s unwatchable. Not just the show—but the entire Sussex circus. It’s predictable, exhausting, and, quite frankly, a joke. The British public sees through it. Americans are starting to see through it. The only question now is, how much longer will Netflix keep funding this nonsense before they realize it’s a losing investment?
So, there you have it, my beautiful people—another day, another desperate attempt by Meghan Markle to stay relevant while the real royals continue to serve with dignity. The Sussex circus keeps rolling on, looking more like a parody of itself with each passing day.
