Just when you thought Meghan Markle had run out of outlandish tales, she manages to surprise us yet again. This time, she has miraculously recalled a long-forgotten detail about her past—apparently, she once worked as a nanny. The kicker? This revelation comes a convenient six years late. And, as expected, there's a twist: Meghan seemingly borrowed this storyline from none other than Princess Diana herself.
During a recent appearance on *The Drew Barrymore Show*, Meghan put on yet another theatrical performance of storytelling. With a straight face, she claimed that during her college years, she worked as a babysitter and nanny for two Irish Catholic families. But, as with all things Meghan, there’s always more. One of the fathers, in a moment seemingly ripped straight from a cheesy Hallmark movie, allegedly told her, *“Meghan, when you meet your person one day, I want him to say to you the same thing that I said to my wife when we got married, which is: ‘I vow to always date my wife.’”*
Anyone with a shred of common sense can see right through this overly saccharine embellishment. It’s the kind of sentimental fluff meant to tug at heartstrings while simultaneously inducing eye-rolls. But here’s where it gets even more interesting—this sudden recollection of her babysitting days isn’t just a random memory. It appears she’s taken a page straight out of Princess Diana’s actual history.
For those unfamiliar, Diana worked as a nanny before she became royalty. And now, in what seems to be Meghan’s endless quest to shape herself into Diana 2.0, she has conveniently added a similar experience to her resume. Samantha Markle, Meghan’s estranged sister, wasted no time calling out this latest revelation. According to Samantha, Meghan’s newfound memory is just another exaggerated fabrication in her ongoing attempt to mythologize herself. And honestly, can anyone blame Samantha for pointing out the absurdity?
Meghan’s ever-growing list of past jobs is starting to rival a career encyclopedia. At this rate, she’s claimed to have been a calligrapher, actress, activist, dishwasher, and now a nanny. One has to wonder if she secretly possessed Hermione Granger’s Time Turner to fit all of these gigs into her timeline.
Of course, Meghan’s tale doesn’t just end at being a simple stretch of the truth—she had to go the extra mile and seemingly lift an entire plotline from Diana’s real-life history. To set the record straight, Princess Diana worked as a nanny in 1980 for Mary Robertson, an American businesswoman, caring for her young son Patrick. This was well-documented, as Diana’s pre-royal life was public knowledge. Meghan, on the other hand, had never once mentioned this supposed nannying experience—until now, when it could serve as the perfect emotional narrative.
At this point, the Meghan Markle myth-making machine is in overdrive. Just when we think she’s reached the peak of ridiculousness, she somehow manages to outdo herself. The tragic part? There will always be people who lap up her latest tale as if it were gospel truth. Meanwhile, the rest of us will sit back with popcorn, watching *The Never-Ending Meghan Markle Theater of Lies* continue to unfold.
One thing is certain: if there were an MVP award for embellishment, storytelling, and outright fabrication, Meghan Markle would remain the undefeated champion.
