Royal author Tina Brown has branded Harry and Meghan "naïve" for choosing Netflix over royal life. But here’s the thing—Meghan never truly wanted royal life. The plan was always clear: go to England, marry the prince, return with the title, and use it to skyrocket her image as an influencer. But, let’s be honest, that plan was a disaster. It’s almost easier to believe she just failed at everything rather than admit this was actually a calculated move. The sad part? Meghan meticulously plans every step, yet still, nothing works in her favor.
Next, Meghan Markle has been warned about her next steps, but let’s face it—she’s not going anywhere. The Duchess is determined to remain relevant even after her Netflix show flopped. What’s next? Who knows, but one thing is certain—she’ll hop from one opportunity to another like a frog on lily pads. With no real job, plenty of money, and connections to pull strings, she faces zero consequences for her failures. If one thing doesn’t work, she’ll just ask Harry for another $5 million and move on. And whether she stays married to him or not, California’s laws are heavily in her favor. If a divorce happens, it could be financially devastating for Harry.
Meanwhile, a royal chef has slammed Meghan’s pretentious Netflix series, calling her and Harry a burden on King Charles. But let’s be real—Charles likely doesn’t even care at this point. The Sussexes are probably just a punchline in the palace. Imagine one of the royal aides briefing the King: "Your Majesty, Meghan’s latest show featured her making a dry, unappetizing salt-baked fish that no one wanted to eat." And Charles, in his refined British manner, probably chuckles and moves on with his day. They’re an afterthought in the royal world, and that must sting more than anything else.
