Meghan and Harry Roasted in Blind Items: Day-Drinking Drama and Courtroom Tears
The Sussex duo, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, are once again the talk of the town, and not for anything flattering. Blind items are lighting them up, and we’ve got a couple of juicy ones to unpack.
First up, Meghan. Look, I’ve got no doubt she’s got a little issue with the bottle. The blind item doesn’t mince words: “What no one is coming out and saying is that when the illiterate one—yep, that’s Meghan Markle—does a lot of day-drinking, she can be at her very worst, as the charity director learned.” Ouch. Day-drinking? That’s the kind of gossip that sticks. And honestly, it tracks. She’s living that cushy, no-work life—married a prince, kicked back in Montecito, sipping something strong while the rest of us grind. It’s the dream, right? The life we’re all supposed to envy? Except maybe not when it’s fueled by booze and bad behavior.
We called this ages ago when her Netflix show dropped. Meghan was practically swimming in sauce—drinking in every single one of those eight episodes. We even made a graphic about it because it was that obvious. But here’s the kicker: when she’s tipsy, the mask slips. That polished duchess vibe? Gone. What’s left is the real Meghan—unfiltered, messy, and apparently a nightmare to deal with. The blind item points to that Miami polo game where she allegedly got sloppy in front of a charity director. Imagine that—wasted at work. Not some dive bar brawl or a Jersey Shore-style meltdown, but a professional setting where she’s supposed to be poised. That’s next-level embarrassing. And I totally buy it. 100%.
Now, onto Harry—the “ginger-haired one.” This blind item’s a gem: “The client says he gets no protection, so he was crying as he walked in and out of court with half a dozen British protection officers. It isn’t like his family is ever going to step inside the country again anyway.” Crying in court? Really, Harry? This guy’s got more security than a pop star on tour—five police cars, motorcycles front and back, the works. We’ve seen the photos. So when he whines about “protection,” he’s clearly not talking about the officers trailing him. What’s he after, then? That’s the million-dollar question—literally.
Rumor has it he’s been shelling out for his own security in the U.S., but then you’ve got folks like NT Lawyer saying it’s costing upwards of a million bucks, possibly footed by U.S. taxpayers. Oh, and don’t forget that chunk of U.S. aid money that’s floated around in the mix. So, is it about cash? Or is there some perk buried in that royal security package he’s desperate to snag? Maybe it’s prestige, or some obscure privilege we peasants can’t even fathom. Whatever it is, “protection” isn’t about cops to Harry—it’s code for something else, and he’s playing coy about it.
Here’s where I’ll leave it: what do you think Harry’s chasing? Drop your theories in the comments, because I’m stumped. Is it money, status, or something weirder? The guy’s got a plan up his sleeve—or somewhere else, if you catch my drift. These two morons keep giving us plenty to chew on, and the blind items? They’re just the cherry on top of this royal dumpster fire.
