If you thought Meghan Markle had hit the ceiling of her awkward, eye-roll-inducing schemes, buckle up—because she’s just getting started. The former royal seems determined to leave no stone unturned in her quest for relevance, and not even Hollywood’s top dogs are safe from her polished charm offensive. Once known as Rachel Meghan Markle, she’s now fully leaning into her new gig as a bargain-bin influencer—and trust me, it’s as cringe-worthy as it sounds.
To top off her latest antics, Meghan’s been dropping cryptic Instagram posts featuring her kids—or rather, the backs of their heads. Why? To stir up some mystery, of course, and keep the rumor mill churning. But the real showstopper came courtesy of YouTube’s Princess Tiffany, who spilled the tea on Meghan’s cozy little lunch date with Adam Goldenberg, the co-founder of Fabletics. You know, that brand famous for leggings that cost a small fortune but somehow make you feel like a fitness guru just for slipping them on over avocado toast?
Goldenberg, who’s built an empire alongside Don Ressler, is no stranger to the fashion game. He’s rubbed shoulders with heavy hitters like Rihanna’s Savage X Fenty crew. And then there’s Meghan, waltzing in with her big plan: flirt her way into a shiny new fashion deal. Sources say she pulled out all the stops—batting her lashes, tilting her chin just so, flashing that coy little smile. Vintage Markle moves, straight out of the playbook she used to snag Prince Harry. Her pitch? Convincing Goldenberg that *she*—yes, *she*—should be the fresh face of Fabletics. Because apparently, the world’s crying out for a woman with shaky credibility and a shrinking fanbase to hawk overpriced yoga pants.
But here’s where it gets juicy. Word has it that Kate Hudson—the *actual* face of Fabletics—wasn’t exactly doing cartwheels when she caught wind of Meghan’s shameless power play. Rumor has it Hudson put her foot down, threatening to yank her shares if Goldenberg even *thought* about letting Meghan into the fold. And honestly, who could blame her? The backlash from a Meghan Markle endorsement would be a brand-killer faster than you can say “PR nightmare.” Picture it: a walking publicity disaster draped in a chic trench coat, trying to convince us all those $99 leggings are a must-have. Hard pass.
Despite the pushback, Meghan’s reportedly still clinging to her dream of morphing into some kind of lifestyle mogul. Let’s hit pause for a reality check, though. This is the same woman who went from a starring role in one of history’s most iconic dynasties to peddling affiliate links and groveling for brand deals. If this is the grand future she sold Harry on when she talked him into ditching his royal roots, well, congrats—she nailed it. Instead of a crown, Harry’s got a VIP ticket to his wife’s messy scramble for attention. And instead of royal responsibilities, he’s stuck watching her flog overpriced activewear to an audience that checked out ages ago.
Meghan Markle, Adam Goldenberg, Fabletics, Kate Hudson, fashion deal, Hollywood tactics, lifestyle mogul—those keywords might be trending, but her hustle? It’s a flop that’s hard to unsee.
