How salty is Trump's hairdresser
Habemus Corpus. The president of the United States has spent a whopping 70,000 dollars on his hair to participate in television shows
There are many ways to evade taxes, hiding properties, not declaring all income, surfing the rules with the help of seasoned experts, inflating invoices, deflating invoices, moving capital and residences in tax havens or countries that offer favorable treatments. and this happens at any latitude because it seems that taxes create hives for a lot of people, an epidemic of its own. Why this sport is so popular is evident. Why - the tax evaders say - should I give the State money that is convenient for me to live better? Why do I have to pay for school, health, public works, hospitals, roads and so on? That's not my stuff. Chissenefraga of the community.
The most devastating president in the history of the United States must have reasoned more or less like this, at least according to his tax returns published a few days ago by the New York Times. Sifting through them, you understand why he did not want to reveal them.
The intent was not certain not to let people know that in 2016, the year of his election, he paid only $ 750, nor that he paid the same amount in the following years. Nor was it to hide that in 10 of the previous 15 years, including 2014 and 2015, he paid a whopping $ zero when his two predecessors, Barack Obama and George W Bush, paid $ 100,000 a year.
He certainly had no intention of drawing merciful veils over the fact that he has 421 million in loans that he will mostly have to repay over the next four years, nor that he has opened a dispute with the taxman that he risks having to repay, he understood the sanctions, 100 million dollars.
No, Trump was not afraid to reveal that more than a successful millionaire he could be a super tax evader or have a bad ass. The truth is that The Donald resisted this publication because he wanted to keep quiet that he spent $ 70,000 in hairdressing to participate in television shows, that nine of his companies paid $ 95,000 to style the hair of his favorite daughter, Ivanka, who a photographer who took photos of the family in the residence in Mar-a-Lago cost him 210 thousand dollars, which between 2010 and 2018 he charged as business expenses partly attributable to Ivanka's company as well as 26 million for consultancy.
Ah, vanity is expensive, we know. What I struggle to understand is how do you go about giving all that money to someone who combs your hair like that, with that kind of banana split on his head and in fact the topical question we have been asking for four years is "Who's your hairdresser?" .
Some American media have investigated without finding the name. He himself had told "Playboy" back in 2004 that it was Melania herself who cut his hair. On other occasions he said that she does everything by herself and lets her hair dry in the air. If all this were true, it means that he pays himself and then deducts the expenses from taxes, as if we were saying to the tax authorities "Hey, since I take ten minutes to comb my hair every morning, I am entitled to a deduction of ten euros a day", which would make bald people rise up because it's not their fault they don't have hair.
However, the ineffable Donald certainly loves hairspray and has tried to throw that too into politics. In 2015, he criticized the Obama administration for banning environmentally harmful spray products and ended a rally in Carolina yelling at the crowd: "I want to use hairspray!" Dear Americans, let him smear his head all he wants, but please send him home.
