The most embarrassing celebrity confessions
When we do something embarrassing, we can simply confess to our dogs and save ourselves the usual judgment. When you are a star, you have to relive the most embarrassing moments of your life in front of a live studio audience or a magazine reporter and hope for the best. Or, in the worst case, you can say a sentence silently before typing your name into Google.
Luckily for us, here are some celebrities who didn't take themselves too seriously when talking about their hilarious and sometimes salacious mishaps. Who unknowingly showed an iconic director in front of a full restaurant? Who had to take a trip to the hospital because of Labradoodle urine? Who keeps her friends' hair in her purse? Does Hugh Jackman need that much water? For real?
Brace yourselves, guys. These are some of the most embarrassing celebrity confessions to get you through the day.
Zac Efron's condom mishap
Zac Efron might have stolen his High School Musical - Loving Hearts, but it proved to be the father of all high school girls' worst nightmare when a condom fell out of his pocket on a red carpet in 2012. Efron's reaction skills they were spot on. He quickly retrieved the rubber band and hid it behind a wry smile and a clenched fist. What makes this all the more embarrassing is that the condom appeared in a movie premiere for The Lorax — A Children's Movie.
After the initial shock subsided, Efron appeared on the Today show and when asked to speak about the issue, he said: '[I] never had a pocket check policy when I went to the red carpet before, but now we've installed a completely '. He added that "prevention is better than cure", joking that the message was "great [one] to add to the many messages in the film".
Megan Fox’s against your bathroom
You'd think starring in Jonah Hex and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would be the most embarrassing thing Megan Fox ever did, but when you're as sexy as the World's Sexiest Woman in 2008, you can get away with just about anything. And by "anything" we mean "destroy your bathroom."
In a 2008 interview with FHM (via The Huffington Post), the best part of Transformers revealed to her why she should put an out of order sign on her bathroom door if she ever decides to stop by for a visit. . I'm horrible to live. I do not clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a bread in my bathroom and no' t flush '".
If we are the Febreze marketing team, we will surely call her agent. Why hasn't this happened already? It seems like a missed opportunity.
Try not to smell Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson has spent most of his adult career trying to distance himself from the brilliant role of the emo vampire that made him a household name. Unlike his dead, clean-cut character, Edward in Twilight, Pattinson, very much alive, wanted everyone who had a poster of him on the wall to know that he was anything but clean.
In a 2009 interview with the UK New! Magazine (via Us Weekly), the actor claimed that he rarely changed clothes, to the point where fans could change his allegiance to Team Jacob. "These jeans are a few days old," he told the magazine. But the top is probably cool because it gets to the point where even I can't stand the air around me. I don't know, my personal hygiene is so disgusting! "
We're assuming Pattison can afford dry cleaning and a pretty decent washing machine for now, so we're hoping his clothes and his personal hygiene habits are in a much better place. His fans will be eternally grateful.
Fergie's urine misfortune
In what "London Bridge" singer Fergie - real name Stacy Ferguson - considers "the most unattractive moment of [her] life," he wet his pants while performing on stage in 2005. Fergie told him 97 Hot Radio that it was not a common occurrence for her to have this type of accident while performing. "This doesn't just happen all the time," she said, explaining that she was stuck in traffic and late for the show, so when she arrived, she took the stage to present "Let's Get it Started." "I go crazy and jump and run across the stage and my adrenaline was rushing," she recalled, and then suddenly something else was running as well. "I wish it didn't happen," she lamented. "It was so embarrassing."
To be fair, she is not the only celebrity that she had an accident while she was performing. Stay tuned for more information on this bladderlicious (and bowelicious) club.
Nick Jonas' Stinky First Kiss
In a game of "Snog, Marry, Kill" on BBC 1’s School Run (for Entertainment Tonight), Nick Jonas decided to marry Demi Lovato, kiss (find him) Kate Hudson and date Miley Cyrus. So why would the famous bander boy theoretically kill a woman he dated for two years? You guessed it: shame.
“The first person I kissed was Miley Cyrus and I kissed her outside of California Pizza Kitchen in Hollywood. Very romantic, ”Jonas revealed to the crowd. “I had just had a pizza that had onions all over it. I'm sure my breath smelled awful.
We can't blame the guy for trying to win the heart of a woman with pizza at a casual restaurant chain, but we think Jonas might be overthinking the power of onions in relationships. "I don't know [if she’d remember]. I'd have to ask him, "he admitted." But I'm sure she does. She was probably quite powerful.
The Surprisingly Spicy Text Life of Martha Stewart
She's a lady on the streets, but when Martha Stewart gave an unrestricted interview with Andy Cohen from Watch What Happens Live in 2013, she revealed that she can be a weirdo on those high-thread count sheets.
When she was asked if she had ever had a one-night stand, Stewart sheepishly replied, "Yes," but she declined to elaborate. When she was pressured about her love life, she also admitted to sending sexual messages, and although she said that she had never hooked up with another woman, she played it very close to her pocket when Cohen asked her if she ever hooked up. once had group sex. Maybe, she smiled. TMI, Martha! TMI!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse did it in front of his mother
We have all seen Very bad. It's great. Who doesn't love coming-of-age comedies where friends go looking to lose their virginity and then mischief ensues? However, if you've tried to repress Christopher Mintz-Plasse's love scene as a traumatic memory, it turns out that it was worse for him.
In a 2009 interview with The Guardian Mintz-Plasse, who played McLovin, he revealed that his mother was watching. “Because she was 17 years old, for legal reasons, my mother had to be on set. It was really awkward, but it worked [okay] because when I saw the movie with her, the sex scene wasn't awkward because she'd been there when it happened.
Well that's suitably awful, huh? The shrinkage is real. “We don't talk about it afterwards; We haven't talked about that moment yet.
Rumer Willis admits to being in love with former stepdad Ashton Kutcher
Rumer Willis, whose father is actor Bruce Willis, was reportedly mortified when his mother, actress Demi Moore, started dating That '70s Show star Ashton Kutcher. Moore was 41 at the time; Kutcher was 25 years old. The unconventional couple married in 2005 and divorced in 2013.
Years after their split, Willis opened up about the moment he found out that her mother was hooked on her crush. "That's when you open up your Teen Beat and just knock it down, rip someone else off and put it in," he told Howard Stern (via E! Online) Willis added that he credited his mother. "She kind of impressed me like, 'Yeah, girl, get it.'" Despite the initial discomfort, Willis told Stern (via the Daily Mail) that Kutcher was "a really great stepfather."
Kristen Bell and the anal worm attack
If you've ever seen an interview with Kristen Bell, you will quickly realize that she is a frequent sharer. That was the case once again when she appeared on The Joel McHale Show with Joel McHale.
I had anal worms two weeks ago, I swear to God. They are called intestinal worms. The good place star casually fell upon the unsuspecting audience. For everyone's sake, I probably should have ended it there, but come on, who doesn't love hearing an uncomfortably detailed story about anal worms? Go big or go home.
According to Bell, her path to an itchy butt began when she asked teachers at her daughters' preschool why all the rugs had recently been removed. The answer? An outbreak of pinworms. Bell immediately went over to her house, Googled, and found that they were "very, very contagious ... Of course my 3-year-old was (scratching) for a week. And then you have to control him and you have to look at his poop and when he wipes his butt. Sure enough, I cleaned myself… I saw a little white worm «.
Later that day, Bell noticed the itchiness. Fortunately, the worm's anal invasion was defeated by some "pharmacy nonsense." Let Bell's cautionary tale be a lesson for everyone. Avoid places with ripped rugs and keep fingernails trimmed.
Honestly, what was Hugh Grant thinking?
"Well, let me start with question No. 1: What the hell were you thinking?" Jay Leno asks Hugh Grant during the British actor's now infamous appearance on Tonight's Show in 1995. That question was met with nervous laughter from the audience, because just two weeks earlier, Grant (who was dating the actress Elizabeth Hurley at the time) was arrested for lewd behavior after being caught in the act with a prostitute named Stella. Marie Thompson (also known as Divine Brown).
"It's not easy to explain," says Grant, who did not object to the charges. "People have given me tons of ideas about this, from 'I was under a lot of pressure, I was alone, I fell down the stairs when I was a kid'… but I think it would be crazy to say something like that. I did something wrong, and there you have it.
Fortunately, Grant had no internet or social media to deal with after his scandal, but to his credit, the Love Star didn't actually shy away from making the rounds of the talk show circuit to discuss the embarrassing incident. Although he was in the tabloid press for a time, Grant's career didn't suffer due to a tactic we rarely see in celebrity scandals these days: he made no excuses. "He was just an idiot," People said in 2018. "I didn't try to say, 'I have this psychological problem.' I just said, 'I did it.'
Jessica Simpson surprises her dentist
Singer and fashion designer Jessica Simpson shocked fans of hers when she, during a 2010 interview with Ellen DeGeneres, said that she often skips the oral care part of brushing teeth and goes straight to mouthwash. "I don't brush them every day," she said. I'll wear a shirt or something. I know it's disgusting, but I always have fresh breath.
Simpson defended her regime. "My teeth are very white and I don't like that they feel too slippery, but I use Listerine and floss every day," she said. "Meet me when I'm 60," she laughed, "and [my teeth] will probably be it, but I literally have these strong, powerful teeth that don't need to be brushed."
Simpson's dentist then chimed in, telling People magazine, “I was a bit surprised. I assumed everyone brushed their teeth all the time. People pay us a lot of money for that slippery feeling. It's the best part. And she added: “It's great that you floss all the time, but you also have to brush. What happens in the mouth really affects the whole body. By the way, the American Dental Association (ADA) recommends brushing twice a day and replacing the toothbrush every three to four months or sooner, depending on the wear on the bristles.
Jenny McCarthy's Epic Walk of Shame
The Huffington Post published a rather embarrassing account of Jenny McCarthy Playboy's previous love life. “I was in college and I just broke up with my high school girlfriend of, like, seven years old, so I hadn't been with anyone except him. So, I met this guy in college and we saw each other several times and then we went back to his place and we did, ”she recalled. "And right after he said, 'Are you hungry?' And I said, 'Yes!' And he says, 'McDonald's is across the street, what do you want?' And I say, 'I want a Big Mac, extra sauce, no pickles!' And he's like 'OK' and he got up and left ... and he never came back. And I was in his apartment! «
And I wait, like hungry, "she said," for four hours and I look out the window and say, 'McDonalds is closed!' And I realized, my God, he left me. So I had to walk the path of shame back to my department at the university. That was, like, the worst experience. McCarthy obviously bounced back and forged a booming career based on talking about sex. We can't help but wonder what that college guy is doing right now.
Katy Perry will keep your hair
Fans at Katy Perry's iHeartRadio listening party for Prisma in 2013 got a little more information than they needed when the "Firework" singer was asked to describe the contents of her purse. Responding that she was "big and empty now", Perry confessed that she was possibly a witch or perhaps the most lovable potential serial killer in the world. You are the judge in this case:
"One of the first times I went to the Grammys, I was able to share a locker room with Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift," Perry explained (via Yahoo News). It's totally creepy, but incredible. According to Perry, “I put little bows on them individually and put them in my bag. And that was my little secret and I'm a freak! "
The subsequent dispute between Perry and Swift has been so well documented that a future civilization could base an entire religion around it, but if Perry is using Swift's hair for evil, we haven't seen the effects yet.
Ariana Grande's toes are no match for dog urine
You know how it is. Sometimes you screw up and reveal an embarrassing story about yourself, and sometimes you slip in and reveal an embarrassing story about you and your dog to a friend of yours who then takes a screenshot and posts it on social media.
Ariana Grande's manager Scooter Braun received a text message from the perpetual-tailed pop star saying, 'I had a big party last night and in front of a lot of people I slipped on a huge pile of Ophelia's urine, crashed into a wall and broke 3 toes. Have a nice day ".
Braun replied, “This is the kind of text that makes me excited for the new week. Thanks". He then proceeded to post the exchange on his Instagram with the caption: “Monday morning text messages from @arianagrande are always the best. Ha ha. I have to love this girl. Feel better Ari. Grande's toes have had years to recover from this, but we're not sure how pride in her remains.
Lucy Hale: don't take the wheel
You might know Lucy Hale as Aria Montgomery from the teen mystery drama Pretty Little Liars, but in an interview with People, she apparently told the whole truth about her driving skills.
«I was having dinner with my boyfriend in the family at the time. He was telling them how bad a driver he was. He defended me, saying that he was a great driver. And then I went back in his aunt's new car. I was humiliated. It was terrible. Fortunately, there was only a small dent in my car, but not hers. My boyfriend at that moment said to me: 'See? I told you' ".
This unfortunate anecdote wasn't the first time Hale took the self-deprecating route in describing her prowess, or lack thereof, behind the wheel. In 2014, she called herself "one of the worst drivers" and left a warning for trash cans and mailboxes everywhere. «I don't hit moving objects, I hit stationary objects. And I have a talent for getting parking tickets.
Louis Tomlinson took the wrong direction
One Direction mania is not what it used to be. After Zayn Malik branched out to pursue a solo career in 2015, the rest of the UK boy band finally decided to do the same (as boy band members often do). Harry Styles even managed to land a starring role at an Oscar. nominated movie so what we're saying is you really shouldn't feel sorry for these guys too.You may feel a little bad for Louis Tomlinson for the following embarrassing celebrity confession though.
"Harry and I were skiing together once when a boy and a girl came up with a camera," said Tomlinson. Seventeen. “We assumed they were going to ask us for a photo, so we just stood there hugging each other, posing. They said, 'No, we want you to take a picture of us! "It was so embarrassing!"
Hugh Jackman, Beauty and the Beast, and urine
Who doesn't love Hugh Jackman? X Men villains? Man is a global treasure. Unfortunately, he is, believe it or not, a real human in real life… capable of human error.
In an appearance on Rachael Ray, everyone's favorite movie mutant remembered the moment he wet his pants during a 1996 Australian production of Beauty and the Beast. According to Jackman, who was playing Gaston, he had been suffering from painful headaches for months and was advised to drink more water. On this particular day, however, he went a bit overboard on hydration.
"Literally I'm picking up Belle and when I pick her up, I stopped singing, and right then I realized that the muscles you need to release to sing are the ones you don't want to release if you need to go away," Jackman told Ray ( by ABC News) We've all been there, Hugh. We still love you. Go back and play Wolverine again. It does not require as much water.
Food poisoning, starring Chris Brown
Chris Brown has done worse than what would be considered "embarrassing" since his time in the public eye, but when a trip down memory lane includes the phrase, "I remember my stomach started bubbling," you know you're going to About to order some disgraceful second hand off the menu.
Describing an epic episode of food poisoning on MTV's When he was 17, Brown remembered the moment those bubbles hit him in the middle of a performance. Although he tried to go ahead and give the crowd his money's worth, the real show was going on in his pants. “So I just remember dancing and being on stage in the middle of all that, I… is it like a shart? The crowd didn't know about it, and I had an outfit change, so I said, 'Yeah, I can take one more song,' and this is really gross and too descriptive, it was just… I just remember it ran down my leg. '
A shout out to the person who had to ditch those pants after the wardrobe change. You are the true MVP.
Justin Bieber throws up on stage
Justin Bieber kicked off his 2012 Believe Tour in Glendale, Arizona, giving a stadium full of screaming girls and their bored parents something they didn't expect: vomit. Twice.
According to The HollywoodBieber Reporter "he suddenly turned around and doubled over as his dancers kept dancing and his backing track kept playing." As the Biebs ran backstage to handle their stomach problems, "some unfortunate person cleaned up the mess." We think there should be a support group for this kind of thing (we're looking at you, the boy in Chris Brown's pants).
Fortunately, Bieber was able to return to the stage and into the welcoming arms of his faithful. «It's hard for me, you know, not to feel good and throw up in front of a lot of people… [will] you love me even though I'm throwing up on stage?
"Yes!" his congregation regurgitated in unison.
After the show, Bieber addressed the incident on Twitter quoting Coordinating Communicator: “And… milk was a bad choice! LOL".
When Jennifer Lawrence met Francis Ford Coppola
Jennifer Lawrence has had more embarrassing moments than she wants to tell, and we're pretty sure she holds the record for celebrities for tripping in public, but her chance to meet legendary director Francis Ford Coppola at a Paris restaurant might be the thing. plus Jennifer Lawrence thing about them all.
The Oscar-winning actress recalled the awkward encounter on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon (via Entertainment Tonight) “So I'm barefoot and, like, I just introduced myself and said, 'Oh, I'm a huge fan! The Godfather! Ahhhh! And then he went on and I introduced myself to the whole table, "Hi, I'm Jennifer Lawrence." They had no idea who I was. Then I went back to my table and [I realized] My whole dress was unbuttoned and my thong was off. So I'm barefoot, and all my ** was out.
Oh, but wait a second. Hollywood's cutest fool hadn't finished telling one of the most embarrassing celebrity confessions yet. She told Entertainment Weekly that it was her "most humiliating moment" and is confident that Coppola will not join his fan club anytime soon. "I ran away and he probably thought it was Snooki from the Jersey Shore."
