While enumerating the names of these royal authors, she articulated, "The British royal lineage may not be primarily renowned for their penchant for avian hunting or extramarital liaisons, but rather, an enduring affection for profound literature. Astonishingly, the House of Windsor's assorted constituents have collectively authored nearly 60 tomes in the past seven decades, with only a fraction accompanied by visual aids."
Furthermore, she remarked, "And who among them stands as the preeminent luminary on this literary roster? Whose memoir swiftly soared to the summit of bestseller charts, securing a coveted position in the Guinness World Records within a mere 24 hours, boasting sales figures replete with more zeros than a Nigel Farage social gathering? I am, of course, alluding to none other than Prince Harry, the esteemed Duke of Sussex."
For those unfamiliar with the colossal traction garnered by Prince Harry's memoir, reports indicate that it achieved a record-breaking ascent, surpassing even the legendary speed of Usain Bolt after the consumption of several Red Bull energy beverages.
