Meghan Markle in Distress as Ghostly Revelation Leaves Archie & Lilibet's Whereabouts Unknown

Meghan isn't exactly known for her motherly instincts. Remember when she left her newborn at home to party in New York? And she's not exactly eager to spend time with her own family either. So, it wouldn't be surprising if she's stashed the kids away somewhere to focus on her own ambitions. Maybe they're just inconvenient distractions for her fame-hungry agenda.

And let's not forget about Harry. He used to preach about protecting his family, but now he's nowhere to be seen with his own kids. Instead, he's off rubbing shoulders with celebrities and living the high life. It's a far cry from the devoted dad act he used to put on.

So, what's the deal? Are Archie and Lilibet even their real kids? Some people speculate they might have been swapped at birth or that Meghan hired lookalikes to parade around. It might sound crazy, but hey, this is Meghan we're talking about – she's no stranger to pulling off wild stunts for attention.

And while Harry and Meghan play hide and seek with their children, the media is too busy fawning over Kate's every move. It's like Archie and Lilibet have been relegated to the shadows while Kate steals the spotlight.