Piers Morgan's latest takedown of none other than Harry and Meghan themselves. Piers doesn't pull any punches when it comes to those two disgraced royal runaways. He's been on a mission to call out Meghan from day one, and he's not backing down anytime soon. And let me tell you, his latest rant came after reports surfaced about Harry and Meg supposedly planning some kind of narcissistic "rejuvenation" tour to Nigeria next month. Because, you know, that's exactly what Nigeria needs right now, a visit from a washed-up Hollywood actress and her struggling husband trying to play humanitarian Barbie and Ken.
But here's the real kicker that got Piers all fired up: some reports were calling this a legitimate official tour, as if these two clowns are still in any way associated with the royal family. That's what pushed Piers over the edge, prompting him to deliver his iconic five-word verdict: "Their titles must be stripped." And honestly, can you blame him?
These two leftovers from the royal franchise have been milking those fancy Duke and Duchess titles for all they're worth while simultaneously trashing the entire institution. It's a slap in the face to the monarchy at this point.
Let's think about it: Harry was basically born as the spare heir, a total afterthought in the royal scene. Sure, he got to be the fun one while Prince William handled all the serious stuff, but he was still guaranteed a life of luxury and privilege just for existing. He could have lived a cushy life as the family's resident jokester if he wanted to, but no, that wasn't enough for Harry. Along comes Meghan, this average struggling actress from LA, who convinces Harry that he's some kind of profound intellectual visionary being suppressed by his evil royal family.
So what do they do? They take a giant royal dump all over the institution, the Queen, the whole works, all while clinging to those very same royal names and titles for clout and branding. It's like taking a massive steaming cash grab right on your grandmother's face and then asking to be invited over for tea the next day.
And this little Nigerian tour they have planned? Don't even get me started. They weren't actually invited by the Nigerian government out of the goodness of their hearts. This is 100% a Meghan Markle PR ploy for her perpetual rebrand attempt.
But you know what really grinds my gears? The fact that they get to prance around under their royal titles while simultaneously denouncing the very source of those titles. Harry is a Windsor, born into a life of absurd privilege and wealth just for being a descendant of royal inbreeding. And Meghan? She's just his plus one, a lucky nobody who happened to bat her eyelashes at the right royal and now gets to live a life of luxury that 99.9% of the world's population could never dream of.
But what thanks do they give the institution that provided them with this blessed existence? They take a big fat dump all over it on the world's biggest stage. Not just typical royal behavior of sleeping around or having inappropriate flings. No, these two took direct aim at the entire institution itself and aimed to burn it all down.
You really expect Piers, or anyone else for that matter, to have one shred of respect for these spoiled oversharers after that? Of course he's screaming for their titles to be stripped. It's an insult to the royal family to let these two continue branding themselves as the Duke and Duchess of anywhere when they clearly disdain everything about that legacy.
But do you think Harry and Meghan will actually renounce those titles? Not a chance. Their entire brand is too invested in holding on to whatever sad shred of realness they can milk from those titles. Can you imagine them trying to sell public speaking gigs or Netflix shows as just "Harry and Meghan Windsor"? It's laughable.
