In the wild, we occasionally catch glimpses of a person's behavior and their respect towards others, particularly their mate during certain ceremonies. The female grifter swoops in, seizing the honors meant for her partner in a cringeworthy display that leaves onlookers in a state of confusion and secondhand embarrassment. Jealousy isn't a good look for anyone, yet Harry and Meghan proudly display theirs like it's a coat of arms.
Just to prove it, they tried hijacking Princess Catherine's headlines simply to hustle some dog bones. Meghan had to act fast. Danger, danger, red alert: Princess Kate was stealing the limelight in a major way. What could Meghan do to regain the attention? Was it time to press the dog biscuits button? Yes, somehow newspapers around the world decided that the Princess of Wales appearing at the King's birthday trooping of the color ceremony, despite her brave battle with cancer, was a slightly more compelling story than former game show glamour girl, the Duchess of Sussex, launching her very own range of dog biscuits.
The backlash against the couple was so intense that it almost eclipsed the news that Meghan ignored her father, got shunned by Gwyneth Paltrow, outshined by Victoria Beckham, then outranked by Sophie, the Duchess of Edinburgh, exposed by Nigeria, and finally put in her place by Taylor Swift, who rolled out the red carpet for Prince William's birthday.
As for Harry, he got his marching orders from Meghan, put on notice by a judge, the crown excluded him from all the family events, and as he prepares for the ESPY award he's going to be honored with, fans are angered all over the world. Right now, the Meghans are about as welcome in the royal family as a porcupine is at an otters' colony.
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Now, when it comes to Harry and Meghan, they're simply their own worst enemy. Forget about YouTubers, newspaper writers, and royal reporters. They don't have to do anything; they don't have to write anything or say anything. Just point and go, "Look, watch the Meghans be themselves."
Are you hanging with Prince Harry? What is that like? We have hung out with them before. We were doing something similar to this but not similar to this. We were playing somewhere in England and had just flown over with like two hours of sleep and were doing a show. Then he walked in, Harry and a bunch of his people around him, and I said, "How you doing?" I'm like, "I can't wake up, so tired. I kind of play, I can't wake up." He just goes, "Bam!" and I went, "You motherf..." and then his like two guys were right there, and he's like, "You're awake now," or something like that. I'm like, "Yeah, I pretended I was Union," and I got there, and they were like, "So you're Union?" I'm like, "Of course, I'm Union. Yeah, absolutely, I'm Union." Then I wasn't, and casting to this day, those casting directors will never hire me. They never—I can't even remember what their names were.
She lied to get an acting gig, no real big surprise there. The couple will do absolutely anything to get attention. Just 24 hours ago, Meghan put on her very best Beyonce tracksuit and went for a stroll in Beverly Hills Park, all for a photo shoot.
I think it's fair to say we can call this Meghan's temper tantrum tour, seeking publicity. Or better yet, a delusional D-list Hollywood wannabe is sending her reply to Taylor Swift: sweet revenge after the celebrity singer decided to reject her handwritten invitation to go on her Spotify show, then turned around and gave the royal VIP treatment to Prince William. You know that had to sting Meghan, but it was the hurricane of flying dishes in Montecito that must have been monumental.
You know what I really like about this situation? That you have people like Taylor Swift who reject the Meghans' abuse. Take Gwyneth Paltrow: she finally came to her senses and switched sides to team Wales. She sent a very happy, kind message of support to Princess Katherine: "So happy to see that you are happy and well." That's beautiful, brilliant, and on spot. That's what you do when someone's battling for their life, even a stranger: you send your love. But not a single public word of support from either Harry or Meghan.
And then you have Sophie, the Duchess of Edinburgh, who relayed to friends in a news report that she now outranks the Hollywood wannabe and no longer has to curtsy to her. But I bet you when she did, she did it right, unlike how Meghan mockingly curtsied to Queen Elizabeth. "Pleasure to meet you, Your Majesty," still out of everything that's come out this week. I would have to say it's Tom Bower's new book, The House of Beckham, that is most explosive. It blew the lid off the relationship between the Montecito merchandisers and the Beckhams.
First, you had Meghan, who, it's reported, was furious and jealous of Victoria for having more money than her and outshining her. Because of her titles, she felt privileged enough to demand an entire free wardrobe from the designer. So Posh Spice turned around and gave her 6,000 pounds of dresses, hats, bags, and shoes. But that wasn't enough. What spoiled the entire relationship is when Victoria thought she would reach out to her friend, someone she thought was a friend, and offer her some free makeup advice. That's it. She crossed the unimaginable Rubicon, and Meghan handed out her first marching orders to Harry on how to treat the couple.
An explosive new biography of the Beckhams revealed how David got revenge on Prince Harry after Meghan Markle ordered him to snub the footballer at the Invictus Games. Beckham found himself alone at the Invictus Games stadium. Photographs of the two together were forbidden. The royal snub was brutal. David Beckham was puzzled. Why did the prince refuse to meet him? The exclusion order, it later transpired, was issued by Meghan. She did not want any competition in the media from Beckham and especially not from his wife, Victoria.
So there you have it. Meghan might have celebrated a temporary victory by breaking up two friends, but her envious actions triggered Beckham's revenge. The man flew 7,600 miles from Qatar to Boston all to join Prince William, Princess Katherine, and the President of the United States to celebrate the launch of the Earthshot Prize. That celebrity-packed event completely overshadowed the Meghans' PR stunt in the Big Apple. And has anything changed since then? Not a lick. The couple never learns. The California pair continue to behave in a way that turns people off. I think Meghan really needs Jesus. Okay, am I allowed to be truthful here? I really don't like her.
If you thought that reaction was bad, just wait. Wait till more people learn that Harry is going to be honored at the ESPY Sports ceremony and be given the Pat Tillman Award for his service. Prince Harry will be honored with the Pat Tillman Award for Service for his work with Wounded Warriors with the Invictus Games. Just so you know, Pat Tillman was an American professional football player who gave up his entire career after the 9/11 attacks in New York on the World Trade Center. He wanted to serve his country, joined the military, and was later killed in Afghanistan.
Yet the co-host this year, one of them is Serena Williams. The ESPYs, out of everyone in the world and everyone in the United States, decided to pick Prince Harry to honor with an award named after a true war hero. Harry, the man who turned his back on the royal family, refused to do his duty to the United Kingdom and its citizens. I've got to say, Americans are pissed. They probably have no idea about the award. They just say, "Of course, yeah, let's put you up or something. Let's get you, you know, you can go give a great speech here at this American award show." And I got a chance to talk at the beginning of the ESPYs, but doing something like this is just obviously trying to piss people off. You know what I mean? It's just a gimmick.
It's like you couldn't find some active U.S. military member or someone who can't serve anymore because of something they did while serving? There are probably hundreds, if not thousands, of people they could have found who could have benefited from this award. But instead, let's give it to Prince Harry.
Now, if you think you've seen and heard it all, think again. A new video has emerged that exposes Wallis' character. But more than that, it highlights the relationship dynamic between her and her frog-skinned wallet. We can see Harry standing there, holding some gifts from a Nigerian official. The man is actually smiling because someone finally remembered that he comes first in the pecking order. He's a prince of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth Nations, so he gets the gift first. He's first, and Nigeria, of course, is a Commonwealth Nation.