Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Social Media Meltdowns, is back. She’s made her grand reappearance on Instagram with a video that's as meticulously crafted as her public image. However, it turns out Prince Harry wasn't behind the camera as initially claimed. Instead, the man capturing the footage was her longtime photographer buddy, Jake Rosenberg.
Meghan posted a video of herself strolling along a beach near her California mansion. Early reports suggested Harry filmed this "masterpiece," but oops, it turns out Rosenberg, a professional photographer, is subtly taking credit for the work. The question arises: Harry, are you even in the same state? Rosenberg isn’t just any photographer—he’s been part of Meghan’s circle for years, having snapped her during her *Suits* days and even cozying up at her wedding. His Instagram is practically a shrine to her, filled with hashtags like “#Dreamtime” and birthday tributes overflowing with adoration.
Now, Rosenberg is behind Meghan’s latest PR attempt. Because nothing says “authentic family moment” like hiring a professional photographer to make it look like your husband is involved, right? And let’s not forget—Meghan’s Instagram profile picture? Yep, it’s a black-and-white shot taken by none other than Jake Rosenberg. How convenient.
So, was this whole “Harry filmed it” narrative a calculated lie or just a slip-up in Meghan’s intricate web of self-promotion? Either way, it’s classic Meghan behavior. The video shows her frolicking on the beach, all smiles and sunshine—but something doesn’t quite hit the mark. The vibe is supposed to be carefree, Julia Roberts-style, but it ends up feeling more like someone dehydrated and trying too hard. The wardrobe is bland, the grin seems forced, and the overall impression is of someone trying desperately to be a minimalist influencer—but failing.
Then there's the timeline chaos. First, Harry’s filming, then a professional photographer is lurking in the background. There's even a wardrobe change. Jake’s Instagram posts seem almost passive-aggressive, subtly sending the message: “Yeah, I shot this, not Harry.” The whole thing reeks of overproduction and under-delivery. Meghan wants us to believe she's the queen of quiet luxury and California mom minimalism, but it’s just not working. Real influencers—those she’s trying to emulate—bring originality and actual connection to their content. Meghan, however, is alone on a beach, looking like she's rehearsing for a Hallmark movie no one asked for.
And let’s not ignore the bigger picture: this isn’t just about one Instagram post. This is Meghan’s attempt to re-enter the spotlight after months of irrelevance. But instead of wowing us with creativity or substance, she’s delivering a bland beach video and updating her profile picture. Meanwhile, A-listers are out securing brand deals, paying for their own security, and generating content that actually resonates. Meghan, on the other hand, can’t even pull off the simplest ideas without a team of professionals and a healthy dose of controversy.
People Magazine’s claim that Harry filmed the video is laughable. It’s painfully obvious this was a professional shoot, not a candid moment captured by a loving husband. So, what’s going on? Is Meghan trying to convince us that her marriage is solid, or is she just bad at keeping her story straight? At the end of the day, this saga feels like another desperate attempt to stay relevant. Meghan’s Instagram comeback isn’t about connecting with fans or sharing meaningful moments—it’s about maintaining the illusion of a perfect life, even if that illusion crumbles under the slightest scrutiny.
