So, when I first saw the announcement about Meghan's new Netflix show, With Love, Meghan, I nearly spat out my morning coffee. Here we have Martha Stewart—an absolute icon, a self-made billionaire who built her empire from the ground up. And then, we have Meghan Markle. Let that sink in for a moment. This is the same Meghan who couldn’t handle 18 months of royal duties but now wants to teach us about “elevating the ordinary.” The irony is just too much.
First off, they’re filming this whole charade at an $8 million farmhouse, because apparently, her $14.65 million Montecito mansion just wasn’t “relatable” enough. I mean, who are they trying to fool here? This is the same woman who complained about being silenced while living in a palace, and now she wants to play Martha Stewart in a multi-million-dollar setting. And oh my word, let’s talk about that Instagram handle—@Megan. Just @Megan. The pretentiousness of it all, as if she’s the only Meghan in the world. Meanwhile, the real Martha Stewart has built an actual empire, not just a collection of failed projects and canceled Netflix shows.
You know what really gets me? The timing of all this. While our beloved Princess Catherine is going through a serious health situation, showing true grace and dignity by requesting privacy, here’s Meghan once again trying to grab the spotlight. The contrast couldn’t be more stark: Catherine, who’s dedicated her life to service, versus someone who treats the royal family like a stepping stone to Netflix deals.
And let’s talk about that trailer, shall we? “We’re not in the pursuit of perfection, we’re in the pursuit of joy.” Really? This coming from the woman who orchestrated a 17-minute PR stunt during the California wildfires? The same person who’s been obsessively trying to perfect her image since day one? Hypocrisy is just staggering.
Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate Martha Stewart’s reaction to all this. Martha, being the absolute queen she is, doesn’t need to say much—her success speaks for itself. But when she does speak about these wannabes, it’s always with that perfect mix of shade and class that only Martha can deliver. She’s probably looking at this whole situation thinking, “Honey, I was building an empire while you were still doing cable TV pilots.”
And let’s not forget how Meghan treated her original lifestyle blog, The Tig. She shut it down faster than you can say "Royal Wedding" when it no longer served her purpose. Now, she’s trying to resurrect that persona? Please! At least Martha Stewart has been consistent with her brand vision for decades.
And poor Harry—once again, dragged into his wife’s latest venture. From a respected prince to a cameo appearance in a cooking show. It’s like watching a Shakespeare tragedy unfold in real time. William and Catherine must be watching this from across the pond, just shaking their heads at what their beloved Harry has become.
The guest list for this show is interesting, too—Mindy Kaling, Roy Choi, Alice Waters. Don’t get me wrong, they’re all talented people, but it feels like Meghan’s trying to borrow their credibility. It’s the same pattern we’ve seen over and over: latching onto established names to try to elevate her own status.
What really gets me, though, is this whole “garden to table” concept. Martha Stewart has been doing this authentically for decades. She actually knows her stuff, has put in the work, and understands farming and gardening. Meanwhile, Meghan’s version of “garden to table” probably involves having her staff do all the actual work while she poses with a pristinely clean gardening outfit for the cameras.
And can we talk about this “American Riviera Orchard” business? Another brand. Another attempt to copy someone else’s success. Martha Stewart built her brand on authentic expertise and years of hard work. You can’t just wake up one morning and decide to be Martha Stewart 2.0.
The timing of this announcement is particularly telling. While King Charles and Queen Camilla are working tirelessly for the monarchy, while Princess Catherine is recovering from surgery, Meghan chooses this moment to launch her Martha Stewart cosplay. It’s like she has a sixth sense for picking the most inappropriate moments to center attention on herself.
Remember when Meghan was actually a royal and had the chance to make a real difference through genuine service? Instead, she treated it like a stepping stone to Hollywood. Now she’s trying to reinvent herself as a lifestyle guru. But here’s the thing: you can’t manufacture authenticity. Martha Stewart has it. Catherine has it. Meghan? She’s still trying to figure out which role to play.
The Netflix press release talks about “creating beauty in the unexpected.” Well, I’ll tell you what’s unexpected: thinking you can go from failed royal to lifestyle queen without putting in the decades of work that someone like Martha Stewart has. It’s not just about having a nice kitchen and knowing how to arrange flowers. It’s about authenticity, expertise, and earned credibility—none of which can be bought with Netflix money.
What’s really sad is that there are probably going to be people who fall for this. They’ll watch the show, buy into the carefully curated image, and forget about all the bridges this woman has burned. But those of us who’ve been paying attention, we see right through it.
Look at how the real working royals handle themselves. Princess Catherine, even while recovering, maintains her dignity and privacy. Queen Camilla is working tirelessly to support King Charles and the monarchy. These are women who understand what real service and dedication mean. They don’t need Netflix shows or Instagram handles to prove their worth.
And speaking of Instagram—returning after 5 years with just “@Megan”? The entitlement is breathtaking. Martha Stewart earned her status as a household name. Meghan seems to think she can just claim it.
You know what would have been impressive? If Meghan had actually stuck with something for once. She abandoned royal duties, ditched the Spotify deal, and now she’s trying to reinvent herself again. But this time, she’s not just copying any lifestyle brand—she’s trying to copy the queen of lifestyle herself.
I can just imagine Martha Stewart’s private reaction to all this. She’s probably in her beautiful farm in Bedford, New York, tending to her actual gardens, running her actual empire, and having a good chuckle at this latest attempt to copy her success. Because that’s the thing about Martha—she’s the real deal. She doesn’t need to pretend or play a role.
And let’s be real about what this show actually is. It’s not about sharing genuine expertise or knowledge. It’s about trying to stay relevant, trying to maintain that celebrity status that seems to be slipping away. Because let’s face it: beyond the drama and the headlines, what has Meghan actually accomplished? What expertise does she bring to this lifestyle space?
The contrast with Catherine couldn’t be more stark. While one is focused on genuine service and making a real difference, the other is playing dress-up on Netflix. While one maintains dignity during a health challenge, the other launches yet another attempt at fame. It’s like comparing a genuine diamond to cubic zirconia. They might look similar at first glance, but the value is worlds apart.
