The spectacle Meghan Markle has cooked up with her latest Netflix show is truly something to behold. Let’s dive into the real questions here—no, not about the plot (though we’ll get to that), but about the absolute promotional disaster unfolding before our eyes.
First off, where’s the red carpet? You know, the one we were all expecting Meghan to strut down, flaunting her star power in front of the flashing cameras? Oh, right. It’s been canceled. Apparently, due to the ongoing California fires. But let’s be real—do we believe Meghan’s getting any special treatment here? Probably not. No red carpet. No talk show tour. Maybe we’ll get a Zoom call with Oprah—if we’re lucky. After all, there was zero promotion for her last Netflix reality show, so why would this be any different? But honestly, no one’s really surprised, are they?
This entire show feels like it was thrown together at the last minute. Have you seen the trailer? The short snippets we’ve been treated to so far? They’re almost comically underwhelming. It’s the kind of thing that’ll keep us entertained for all the wrong reasons. You can already sense the brutal comments coming. I’m feeling that delicious anticipation building up. Honestly, we’ll probably see more drama about the show’s promotion than the show itself!
And let’s talk about the guest stars—or rather, the *lack* of them. Where’s Amal? Where’s Beyoncé? Where’s Serena? Heck, even Oprah must’ve been asked, right? Nope. Silence. Meghan’s out here trying to launch this big thing, but nobody seems to care enough to show up. Maybe they’re all too busy resting their faces for SAG or Oscar season.
Now, let’s discuss the timing. And by timing, I mean Meghan’s uncanny ability to launch something major whenever disaster strikes. Seriously, can we talk about how she’s a walking, talking bad-luck charm? Every time she tries to debut something, something huge happens. First, it was the pandemic. Now it’s the California fires. It’s almost as if the universe is sending a message: “We’re not here for this.” It’s like she’s cursed—every misstep she takes catches up with her. This show? Just another blip in the grand scheme of things.
And just to add to the drama, there’s a “tragic pet loss” story thrown in for emotional impact. They’ve clearly decided this will be their hook, but honestly? We’ve heard it all before. The tragic pet loss narrative is getting old, and it’s not likely to win over anyone who isn’t already on Meghan’s side.
As for the premiere—was there ever going to be one? Probably not. If there was going to be a red carpet or some glamorous opening weekend, it would have been planned by now. The whole thing feels like Netflix is just tossing it out there and hoping people will care. But let’s be real—they’re probably counting on online drama to do all the heavy lifting. “Hey, let’s release it and see if it sparks some conversation,” says Netflix.
This isn’t just any Netflix production. This is *the* Meghan Markle Netflix production. The one that’s been thrown together in a mad scramble and dropped right into the middle of a social media circus. It’s launching with barely any promotion, no A-listers, and a trailer that promises absolutely nothing—except the chance to watch Meghan stumble her way into the next phase of her carefully crafted reality.
