The Hollywood elite have finally done what we've all been waiting for: showing the Sussexes the door.
Watching Meghan and Harry’s Hollywood dreams unravel has been like witnessing the most satisfying slow-motion car crash. Experts are now confirming what we’ve all known: these two are as unwelcome in Hollywood as a skunk at a garden party.
Let’s kick things off with Michael Cole’s bombshell take. When a former BBC Royal correspondent says Americans are "weary of them," you know things are bad. And who can blame them? Every venture they touch seems to spiral into negative drama. It’s like they’ve got the reverse Midas Touch—everything they get involved in turns to, well, you know what.
Remember when they first fled to America? Big plans, Netflix deals, a Spotify contract. They were going to be the next Obamas, weren't they? How's that working out? Spotify kicked them to the curb faster than you can say "Never Googled Harry." And don’t even get me started on Netflix. Their content? Polo shows. Really? Is that the best they could come up with?
Now Meghan’s trying to reinvent herself as the next Martha Stewart, with this "American Riviera Orchard" thing. Please, this from the woman who couldn't handle royal duties but now thinks she can run a lifestyle empire? The delusion is just staggering.
What really gets me is how they're doing solo appearances now. It's almost as if they’ve realized that their "power couple" status isn’t as powerful as they thought. They used to be inseparable. Now, it looks like they're desperately trying to salvage what's left of their individual brand images.
And let’s talk about their royal tours to Nigeria and Colombia. Who do they think they're kidding? They’re about as royal as I am. The audacity of these two pretending to be working royals after everything they’ve done to damage the actual royal family is just mind-boggling.
Meanwhile, look at our beloved Catherine and William. There's a couple who understand what real royal work is. No drama, no publicity stunts—just genuine service and dedication. The contrast couldn’t be starker.
Paul Frolic’s revelation about A-listers avoiding them is just chef’s kiss perfect. Can you imagine? The woman who thought she was too good for the royal family can’t even get Hollywood celebrities to hang out with her. The irony is delicious. And Mark Borowski’s turkey comment? Spot on. Although I’d argue turkeys are actually useful at Thanksgiving. What exactly are Harry and Meghan useful for these days? Besides providing endless entertainment as we watch their empire crumble?
The timing of these warnings is telling. It’s like the entire entertainment industry has finally caught on to what we’ve known all along: they’re nothing but drama merchants with nothing to offer. Let’s break it down—what have they actually produced? A Netflix documentary that’s basically six hours of whining about the royal family. A book where Harry threw his entire family under the bus. And now, a polo show? Seriously?
And don’t get me started on this "American Riviera Orchard" nonsense. Remember when Meghan couldn’t handle the pressure of being a working royal? Now she thinks she can run a lifestyle brand. Confidence is one thing, but darling, there’s already a Martha Stewart, and she actually knows what she’s doing.
Remember when they thought they were going to modernize the monarchy? Well, look who's actually doing it: Catherine. She’s showing the world exactly how to be a modern princess while maintaining dignity and respect for the institution. Meanwhile, these two can’t even maintain their Hollywood connections.
What they don’t seem to understand about Hollywood is that it’s a business. You’re not born into it like the royal family. You have to produce something of value. And what value have they brought? Negative press, family drama, and failed projects.
Let’s talk about the latest allegations regarding Meghan’s behavior. Is anyone really surprised anymore? It’s like clockwork with these two. Every time they try to launch something new, more stories come out about their behavior. At some point, you have to wonder if maybe, just maybe, where there's smoke, there’s fire.
Meanwhile, our working royals are just going from strength to strength. King Charles and Queen Camilla are handling everything with grace and dignity. William and Catherine continue to show what real royal work looks like. This is what true nobility is, my friends—not this Hollywood wannabe version we’re seeing from Montecito.
Watching how different their strategy is now compared to when they first left is fascinating. Remember the big talk about changing the world, being a progressive force for good? Now they’re reduced to making shows about polo and cooking. Talk about a downgrade.
And let’s consider what Mark Borowski said about something beginning to unwind at the heart of Meghan and Harry. Isn’t that just the perfect description? It’s like watching a sweater unravel. Pull one thread, and the whole thing starts coming apart.
The most telling part of all this is how the Hollywood elite is treating them. These are people who will literally befriend anyone if they think it’ll help their career. So if they’re avoiding Harry and Meghan, that tells you everything you need to know about how toxic these two have become.
Remember when Meghan thought her Hollywood connections would help her modernize the monarchy? Well, now it looks like her royal connections aren’t even enough to keep her relevant in Hollywood. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
And poor Harry—remember when he was everyone’s favorite prince, the cheeky, charming one who could make anyone smile? Now, he’s reduced to making documentaries about polo, following his wife around like a lost puppy. It’s heartbreaking when you think about it.
It’s ironic—they left the royal family for more freedom, more control over their lives. Well, now they’ve got their freedom, and look what they’ve done with it. They’ve managed to alienate both the royal family and Hollywood. That takes a special kind of talent.
What’s left for them now? Their Netflix deal ends in 2025. Spotify’s already shown them the door. Their book deals are done. What’s next? A lifestyle brand that hasn’t even launched yet, and a polo show that no one asked for? Is this really what they envisioned when they left the royal family?
When they first arrived in America, everyone was so excited to see what they would do. The possibilities seemed endless. And now, we’ve got a string of failures, burned bridges, and increasingly desperate attempts to stay relevant. It’s actually quite sad when you think about it.
Hollywood can smell desperation from a mile away, and right now, these two are oozing it. Every new project feels more desperate than the last. They’re throwing everything at the wall, hoping something, anything, will stick. And that’s the real tragedy, isn’t it? They had everything—everything—and threw it all away for what? A failed Netflix deal, a canceled Spotify contract, and a polo show?
The silence from their former high-profile supporters is also telling. Remember when Oprah was their best friend? When all of Hollywood seemed to be on their side? Where are those people now? Crickets. Absolute crickets.
What’s even more interesting is their separate pursuits now. It’s almost like they’ve realized that they’re stronger apart than together. The saddest part is watching what’s happened to Harry. Remember him at William and Catherine’s wedding, so happy, so full of life, so connected to his family? Now look at him. Reduced to making documentaries about polo while his wife tries to become the next Martha Stewart. It’s like watching a Shakespearean tragedy unfold in real time.
What really strikes me is how they seem to have no backup plan. They thought their royal connections would guarantee success in Hollywood, but surprise—Hollywood doesn’t care about titles. It cares about results. And what results have they delivered?
Now, they’re trying these royal tours. Please, you can’t quit the royal family and then play at being royal when it suits you. It doesn’t work that way. The audacity of these two never ceases to amaze me.
This was all so predictable. When you build your brand on attacking your family and playing the victim, eventually, people get tired of it. The American public isn’t stupid—they can see through the act. So, what’s next for our California couple? If these experts are right, they might find themselves with fewer and fewer options. Hollywood doesn’t back losers, and right now, that’s exactly what they’re looking like.
But don’t worry, my wonderful Royal Watchers. While the Sussex saga implodes, our beloved working royals continue to go from strength to strength. Catherine and William are showing what real royal work is all about. King Charles and Queen Camilla continue to lead with grace and dignity. That’s where our focus should be: on the people who are actually making a positive difference in the world, not on these two Hollywood wannabes who couldn’t hack it as royals and now can’t even make it in Hollywood.
