Meghan Markle made a dramatic return to social media today, posting a video that’s definitely... something. In what she claims is an authentic moment, Meghan shared a clip of herself laughing and frolicking on a beach near her Montecito mansion. But wait—what’s this? She’s writing the year "2025" in the sand. Very on-brand for Meghan, right? A super relatable person so in touch with the common folk that she’s letting us in on her new project by drawing numbers in the sand.
Yes, Meghan— a grown woman— took the time to write "2025" in the sand. How profound. But don’t be fooled; this wasn’t some spontaneous, carefree beach moment. No, Meghan clearly rehearsed this "epic" scene multiple times—possibly even 30. The authenticity of it all is about as believable as her flawless beach hair, which looks suspiciously perfect for a windy beach day. It’s almost as if she carefully styled her hair, made sure her makeup was flawless, and planned the exact time of day to post this "raw" moment on Instagram.
In fact, it wouldn’t be surprising if there was a whole team behind this—hair and makeup artists, her publicist—ensuring that everything was just right for this highly curated video. Because, you know, nothing screams "authentic" like meticulously planning every detail, right down to the exact moment you decide to share it with the world.
Let’s not forget the close-up of Meghan giggling as she runs away from the camera, as if she didn’t just finish her 100th take of writing "2025" in the sand. Oh, and of course, there’s the large bootprint next to her writing—guess they had to do just one more take, huh?
This whole thing feels painfully staged. Meghan’s followers are supposed to believe this casual beach moment is real, even though it probably took 300 takes to get it right. And now she’s acting like this polished, flawless video is her true, authentic self. We’re expected to applaud her for tricking us into thinking it’s real.
Let’s not forget the time Meghan and her team criticized the Prince and Princess of Wales for their beautiful, unscripted family video. Remember that? The one where they were simply being a family, enjoying time together? Meghan’s followers tore it apart, criticizing the kids for being on their phones. But in reality, the Wales family was actually engaging in healthy outdoor activities—unlike, say, staged beach content.
So, let’s be real: Meghan’s video wasn’t genuine. From rehearsing writing "2025" in the sand to the overly posed, carefree laugh while running away, it’s clear this was no spontaneous take. It was a full-on production. Honestly, Meghan, how many times did you rehearse that scene? How many takes did it take to perfect that windblown, carefree laugh?
At this point, it’s hard to take anything Meghan does seriously. She’s gone from being a D-list actress to a recycled Instagram influencer, thinking we’re all buying her "real" moments. Meghan’s PR team can keep pushing these posts, but the more they try to convince us of her authenticity, the more we see through it. You can call it a rehearsed video all you want, but in the end, it’s just another attempt by Meghan Markle to stay relevant. Too bad for her—everyone’s talking about Blake and Justin instead.
