Meghan Markle’s "Divorce Diaries" Takes a Witty Look at Love and Loss
Meghan Markle’s rumored new book, tentatively titled *Divorce Diaries: Tales of Freedom and Face Cream*, has royal watchers buzzing with anticipation.
If the leaked excerpts are anything to go by, the Duchess of Sussex is not holding back in her signature candid style, blending humor, heartache, and a touch of high drama.
One of the standout quotes reportedly includes Meghan’s cheeky remark: "There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded. There were Xboxes everywhere." While some might draw comparisons to Princess Diana’s famous comment about her marriage, Meghan’s remark seems to throw a playful jab at her ex-husband’s gaming habits.
True to her defiant nature, the Duchess is said to clarify, "I never said this was a post-divorce book. The media did. This is a pre-next husband book." With this, Meghan appears ready to rewrite the narrative on moving forward after divorce, adding a dose of self-aware sass to the mix.
Perhaps the most eyebrow-raising part of the book is Meghan’s critique of Prince Harry’s memoir. In one alleged excerpt, she states, "Harry totally held me back. I told him not to write about his todger. That was so embarrassing. I can’t believe we weren’t even paid for the Elizabeth Arden product placement." Fans of *Spare* will remember the infamous chapter about Harry’s frostbitten appendage and the healing powers of a certain cream.
In another supposed passage, Meghan addresses the couple’s complicated relationship with publicity. She’s quoted saying, "The media wouldn’t leave us alone, even after we asked for privacy on Spotify, Netflix, and in book form!" This sharp observation highlights their paradoxical pursuit of a quieter life while making headlines on multiple platforms.
