Can you believe it? The mighty Sussex Squad is finally crumbling from within. That’s right—Meghan’s loyal army of defenders is turning against her, and I’ve got all the juicy details about why this latest As Ever disaster was the final straw that broke the camel’s back.
Let’s rewind for a moment because this story is so much bigger than just another failed Meghan launch. Remember when she first burst onto the royal scene, playing the wide-eyed innocent who just wanted to serve the monarchy?
This latest venture, As Ever, is just another in a long line of desperate attempts to stay relevant. But this time, something’s different. The Sussex Squad—those ride-or-die defenders who’ve attacked anyone daring to criticize their “Queen”—are finally seeing the light. And let me tell you, their awakening is absolutely delicious to watch.
One brave squad member actually had the courage to say what we’ve been screaming from the rooftops: criticism of Meghan isn’t automatically racist or misogynistic. Can you imagine how much courage that took in their echo chamber? This squad member laid it all bare: the rushed launches, the sloppy execution, the complete lack of preparation. It’s amateur hour in Montecito, folks.
Let’s talk about how we got here because this is a masterclass in how not to handle a brand launch. First, we had the American Riviera Orchard debacle. Remember that? Meghan couldn’t even secure the trademark. The excuse about it being “too limiting” because of the geographical location? Please. We all know the trademark office shut that down faster than Meghan can say, “My truth.”
And now, here we are with As Ever—another rushed launch because someone on Reddit discovered her trademark application. The desperation is palpable. No proper website setup, privacy notices missing—just a mad dash to grab headlines before someone else could break the news. Is this how a real businesswoman operates? Is this how real royalty behaves?
Compare this to our beloved Princess Catherine. Even while recovering from surgery, she shows more grace and professionalism in her silence than Meghan does with all her noise. Catherine understands that true royal work isn’t about constant attention-seeking—it’s about quiet dignity and actual impact.
Speaking of impact, let’s talk about data protection. This squad member pointed out how Meghan’s website was collecting personal information without proper privacy protections in place. Can you imagine the outrage if Catherine or William ever showed such disregard for their supporters’ privacy? But in Montecito, it’s just another day of sloppiness and unprofessionalism.
The timing of the squad rebellion couldn’t be more perfect. While King Charles and Queen Camilla demonstrate true leadership and grace, while William and Catherine prepare thoughtfully for their future roles, the Montecito duo can’t even launch a lifestyle brand without it turning into a circus.
You know what really gets me? This is exactly what happens when you prioritize headlines over substance. Meghan is so desperate to stay in the spotlight that she’s rushing out half-baked projects without proper planning. And now, even her most devoted followers can’t ignore the emperor’s new clothes anymore.
Let’s talk about poor Harry in all this. Remember when he was the cheeky prince who served his country with pride? Now, he’s reduced to being Meghan’s personal assistant—probably packaging jam jars or whatever other merchandise they’re planning to sell this time. The transformation from respected royal to henpecked husband is just heartbreaking to watch.
And the contrast between the two brothers couldn’t be more stark. While William works diligently, preparing to be king, supporting his wife during her recovery, and raising his children with proper royal values, Harry is stuck in California, helping his wife launch failed venture after failed venture. What would Diana think of what her younger son has become?
These are the same people who claimed they left the UK for privacy, right? Yet here they are, desperately trying to stay in the spotlight with every poorly executed scheme they can think of. The irony would be hilarious if it wasn’t so pathetic.
The squad member’s criticism of the As Ever launch reveals just how amateurish the whole operation is. No proper website setup, broken links, missing privacy notices—this is basic stuff, folks. But when you’re rushing to grab headlines before Reddit can break your news, I guess details don’t matter.
This squad civil war is about more than just a botched brand launch. It’s about the house of cards finally collapsing. All those carefully constructed narratives about racism and persecution are crumbling as people finally see the truth.
Remember all those times the squad attacked anyone who dared question Meghan’s motives or actions? How they immediately played the race card or accused critics of misogyny? Well, now one of their own is saying exactly what we’ve been saying: sometimes, criticism is just criticism.
The timing couldn’t be worse for Meghan. While Catherine recovers with dignity and grace, while the working royals continue their dedicated service, she’s facing backlash from her own support base. It’s like watching karma in action, isn’t it?
And let’s talk about brand building, shall we? Because this is a masterclass in how not to do it. Real successful brands don’t launch before they’re ready. They don’t collect customer data without proper protections. They don’t rush to market just because someone on Reddit found their trademark application.
Think about how Catherine launches her projects. Everything is meticulously planned, properly executed, with real substance behind it. The Shaping Us campaign, for example—that’s how you launch something meaningful. Not this constant stream of half-baked ideas from Montecito.
The Sussex Squad civil war is just beginning, my friends. As more followers wake up to the reality of what they’ve been defending, as more see through the smoke and mirrors, the house of cards will continue to fall. And we’ll be here to document every delicious moment of it.
To all my loyal viewers who’ve stood firm in seeing through Meghan’s act from day one, pat yourselves on the back. The truth is finally coming out, and even her most devoted followers can’t deny it anymore. The tide is turning, and it’s beautiful to watch.
Remember, when we support William and Catherine, when we stand behind King Charles and Queen Camilla, we’re supporting what’s right about the monarchy. We’re supporting duty, service, and dignity—not this Hollywood circus act that Harry and Meghan are running.
Keep your eyes open, stay informed, and don’t let their PR machine fool you. The numbers don’t lie, and these criticisms from their own squad tell us exactly who they really are and what they’re really after.
