Just when we thought Meghan Markle couldn’t possibly outdo herself in the realm of self-humiliation, she manages to surprise us all. This time, her latest attempt to mimic Buckingham Palace has left the internet in stitches. The Royal Household is likely having a good laugh behind closed doors, and honestly, who can blame them?
Meghan’s so-called “brilliant” idea? Repurposing empty raspberry spread jars as flower vases. Yes, you read that right. Groundbreaking stuff, isn’t it? Except, just three days before her grand reveal, Buckingham Palace’s official shop shared a far more elegant and charming idea: using their sophisticated tea caddies as flower planters.
Let’s be real for a moment. Which one sounds more appealing? A regal tea caddy with vintage charm or Meghan’s sad little jam jar—excuse me, *raspberry spread* jar? You can almost picture the collective eye-roll from the Royal Family as they watched her latest feeble attempt at imitation. “Oh look, she’s at it again,” they must have sighed. “Does she ever have an original thought?”
And let’s not overlook the hilarious detail that completely ruins her little charade. The jar’s label is spotless. Did she magically scrub the jar clean without a single smudge on that pristine label? Sure, Jan. Either the jam never existed, or she grabbed an unused jar to stage this “authentic” production.
But let’s take a step back and look at the bigger picture. Meghan’s chronic habit of copying the Royal Family’s every move is becoming a pattern. Buckingham Palace sells strawberry spread? Suddenly, Meghan has raspberry spread because originality is hard, apparently. The palace offers elegant tea tins? Meghan shoves flowers into an empty jar and thinks she’s revolutionized home decor.
Let’s be honest: this whole sad attempt is part of her imaginary brand—the one that doesn’t exist beyond failed Netflix projects and delusions of entrepreneurial grandeur. Meghan wants the world to believe she’s a businesswoman, a tastemaker, a visionary. But in reality, she’s just a former actress with a Pinterest account and a knack for hopping on decade-old trends.
Here’s the real kicker: no one can even buy her product. That’s right—even if someone, by some miracle, wanted to copy her DIY hack, they can’t. The jars aren’t available for purchase. She’s demonstrating a craft idea that literally no one can replicate. At this point, you have to wonder: is she trying to bait the Royal Family into acknowledging her? Is this some sad attempt to grab attention? If so, it’s failing spectacularly.
The palace has no reason to respond when the entire internet is already roasting her on their behalf. One thing’s for certain: whatever Meghan does next, it’ll be another second-rate, painfully unoriginal knockoff of something far superior. And we’ll all be here, watching the train wreck in real time, laughing right along with Buckingham Palace.
