If the latest whispers from behind the perfectly manicured hedges are true, things might be far less serene than they appear inside Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s $14 million mansion. According to a blind item from *DeuxMoi*, Meghan is reportedly in full meltdown mode over the lackluster reception of her latest culinary venture on Netflix. And, in true Markle fashion, rather than taking any responsibility for the flop, she’s pointing the finger straight at Harry—despite banning him from being involved in the first place.
Meghan, who seemingly sees herself as the second coming of Martha Stewart—minus the actual talent or charm—apparently believed her cooking and homemaking show, *With Love, Meghan*, would take the world by storm. Instead, it nosedived into streaming obscurity, receiving about as much enthusiasm from viewers as a burnt soufflé. But rather than reflecting on her own shortcomings, she’s allegedly blaming her husband for not being there to prop up the entire charade.
The irony? Meghan was the one who decided that Harry should have no involvement in the show. She reportedly thinks her husband “sounds like an idiot” and made sure he stayed off-camera. But when the show flopped, suddenly it was his fault for not being involved. You can’t make this up.
To add another layer of absurdity, Netflix has technically greenlit a second season. That’s right—despite the show being compared to a hostage video by critics and holding a pitiful 33% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, Meghan’s solo vanity project is getting another round. The catch? It’s not actually a renewal. The new episodes were filmed alongside the first batch, meaning Netflix is just repackaging the same lukewarm content and hoping audiences will care this time around.
And where is Harry in all of this? Well, he’s apparently embracing the life of an unemployed surf bum—doing school runs, walking dogs, and perfecting his California beach aesthetic while his wife embarks on yet another desperate rebrand. Her latest attempt? A new podcast, *Confessions of a Female Founder*, where Meghan will invite female entrepreneurs to share their tips, tricks, and setbacks. Notably, just like her cooking show, this podcast will be an all-Meghan affair—no Harry, no Archie, no Lilibet. Just Meghan talking at people while expecting praise for her “hard work.” Because nothing screams female empowerment quite like someone whose entire career was built on leveraging a title she claims to resent.
Meanwhile, reports of tension in their marriage continue to swirl. Insiders claim Meghan and Harry’s relationship is under strain, though their PR machine is working overtime to insist everything is fine and that they fully support each other’s careers. Sure—because nothing says unwavering support like relegating Harry to the role of a glorified dog walker while Meghan chases any media opportunity still willing to entertain her.
The real question remains: where does this all leave Harry? He’s gone from being a working royal to a spare part in his wife’s increasingly desperate attempts to stay relevant. And if Meghan continues to blame him for her own failures while keeping him at arm’s length, one has to wonder—how much longer will he stick around? After all, even a self-proclaimed feminist might struggle to justify a brand built entirely on sidelining the very man who helped put her on the map.
