Here’s the latest: our favorite wannabe royal just dropped another so-called “rare glimpse” of her and Harry’s kids on Instagram, with a cringeworthy caption that read, “Every day you always break something.” Okay, but how many “rare glimpses” can you share before they’re not rare anymore? It’s PR 101, folks! But here’s where it gets juicy—the brilliant Amy Schumer just called her out in the most savage way possible.
In a hilarious Instagram video, Amy threw some major shade after Meghan’s awkward moment with Mindy Kaling on a Netflix fantasy project. During the episode, when Mindy called her “Meghan Markle,” our fame-hungry royal actually corrected her, saying, “It’s so funny now.” Can you believe the audacity? She’s clinging to that royal connection like it’s a designer purse! Amy didn’t hold back, saying, “I’m not going to stir the pot, but why don’t we call Kate Middleton ‘Kate of Wales’?” Boom—direct hit! The contrast between these two women couldn’t be clearer. Catherine has been quietly supporting William and the monarchy through thick and thin, even amid her own health challenges, while Meghan keeps up this desperate charade from her California mansion, playing princess while trashing the institution.
Let’s be real—this obsession with the “Sussex” title is beyond pathetic. Meghan had the nerve to tell Mindy it’s “meaningful” because “I share my name with my children.” She went on, “I didn’t know how meaningful that would be. That’s our family name, our little family name.” Oh, please! This is coming from the woman who’s spent years undermining the very family she’s now claiming to cherish. And what about these kids we barely see? I’m sorry, but there are legitimate questions here. These children are supposedly royal great-grandchildren of Queen Elizabeth, yet they’re kept completely hidden away.
Meanwhile, William and Catherine have found the perfect balance, showing they understand royal duty. Poor Harry—and I say that with zero sympathy—has become nothing more than a sad puppet. The once-cheeky prince now looks permanently miserable, dragged along in his wife’s desperate quest for relevance. Does anyone remember the last time we genuinely saw him smile? I don’t think so.
What makes this whole “Sussex” saga so infuriating is how they keep monetizing their shaky royal connection while tearing down the institution. They want all the prestige with none of the responsibility. They demand privacy while constantly putting themselves in the spotlight. They crave respect while showing none to the working royals who actually represent the crown with dignity. Meanwhile, Queen Camilla, William, and Catherine soldier on magnificently, never stooping to the level of this petty drama. They get on with their service diligently.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: the monarchy is better off without the Sussex drama. Their absence has allowed the true stars of the royal family to shine brighter. William and Catherine, especially, have stepped up in ways that show they’re more than ready for their future roles, handling pressure with the kind of grace Meghan could only dream of.
So, to wrap up, my loyal viewers, Amy Schumer just said what we’ve all been thinking—I’m here for it! The emperor, or should I say the Duchess, has no clothes, and more people are finally calling it out.
