Meghan Markle Reportedly Furious as WME Ignores Her Cooking Show
The drama never ends for Meghan Markle, and this time, it seems she’s absolutely livid—furious, even. Why? Because, gasp, the “meanie” executives at WME have decided to ignore her grand return to the spotlight. How dare they! Don’t they know she’s, like, *totally* important?
Yes, dear peasants, Meghan had a grand plan: a cooking show. Because nothing says rebranding like whipping up some quinoa while reminiscing about royal trauma. And yet, despite her tireless efforts (minimal effort, but maximum self-importance), WME has failed to roll out the red carpet. No social media shoutouts, no breathless press releases, no fawning journalists hailing her as the next Martha Stewart meets Gwyneth Paltrow. And you know what that means? Meghan is mad.
Here’s the thing: Meghan seems to believe that simply existing should be enough to land her lucrative deals. Unfortunately, Hollywood seems to disagree. Turns out, if you want a Netflix special, you kind of have to, you know, *do something*. And having a title or previously living in a castle doesn’t quite cut it. But Meghan, being Meghan, is convinced this is a grave injustice. She deserves the spotlight. She deserves the best PR money can buy. And yet, all she gets is silence. Even lesser-known WME clients are getting more attention than her—which, let’s be honest, must sting.
Clearly, this is all WME’s fault. How dare they not push a show that has no real buzz, no audience demand, and, well, no actual product? Meghan expected them to work miracles, to manifest success from the sheer force of her existence. But instead, they seem to be treating her like any other celebrity whose stock is plummeting. The audacity!
Sources claim WME might even be slowly phasing her out. Oh, the betrayal! First, the royals; now, Hollywood. But of course, WME has denied this—because nothing says “we totally value our client” like barely acknowledging her existence.
Let’s take a moment to acknowledge the real tragedy here: the cooking show itself. Imagine the groundbreaking content. Meghan chopping an onion while dropping subtle digs about the royal family. Riveting! Who wouldn’t want to watch a privileged former royal explain how to season a chicken?
The problem? No one is buying it—figuratively or literally. No streaming giant is throwing wads of cash at this project. No brands are lining up for sponsorship deals. Even WME seems to be treating it like a questionable Tinder match, ignoring it in hopes it’ll just go away.
You see, Meghan operates under the assumption that she’s Hollywood royalty. But the industry operates on a slightly different metric: talent, charisma, and, oh yeah, actually producing content people want to watch. And with her history of projects that either flop or never get off the ground, the enthusiasm is, well, lacking.
So, what now? Well, Meghan can stomp her feet all she wants, but WME seems to be playing the long game. Maybe they’re slowly dropping her. Maybe they’re just tired of trying to package a product that simply doesn’t sell. Either way, the message is clear: Meghan Markle, once the toast of the media, is now just another forgotten celebrity struggling to stay relevant.
Will she bounce back? Will she find another agency willing to tolerate her? Will Hollywood finally recognize her true brilliance? Stay tuned, because even if WME doesn’t care, the rest of us can’t look away from this slow-moving train wreck.
