Meghan. With all that Netflix money, you’d think she could hire someone skilled enough to properly edit her latest PR stunt. Yet here we are again, faced with another hilariously botched attempt at making Meghan Markle appear as if she engages in everyday human activities. This time? Gardening. And honestly, it’s comedy gold.
Let’s start with the most glaring issue—where are her feet? Did she magically levitate into the garden like the ethereal being she seemingly believes herself to be? One moment, her right leg is visible, the next, it has disappeared into the abyss of shoddy digital editing. Maybe she has transcended the need for two legs, unlike us mere mortals. Truly, Meghan operates on a higher plane of existence.
Then there’s the outfit. Because, of course, nothing screams *serious gardener* like an oversized tunic, a designer hat fit for a royal wedding, and a dazzling collection of gold jewelry. Who doesn’t enjoy a bit of soil under their diamond-encrusted accessories? Next time, perhaps she should just go all out and add a tiara to complete the look.
Now, let’s talk about the dirt. Why is she laughing at it? What’s so amusing? Is it the sheer absurdity of this entire setup? The fact that the garden appears suspiciously mature, as if she walked in at the last minute to pretend she had a hand in its growth? Or is she simply admiring her own reflection in the camera lens again? Given her track record, that seems like the most probable explanation.
And the props—oh, the props. That tiny trowel in her hand looks about as natural as Prince Harry does when attempting to string a coherent thought together. What exactly is she doing with it? The plants are already thriving. Is she softly caressing the soil for dramatic effect? And why does her arm seem to blend into the beige mass of her oddly shapeless outfit? Photoshop blunders strike again.
But here’s the real question—why does this keep happening? Every time Meghan tries to present a new, polished version of herself, the execution is riddled with artificiality. This gardening fiasco is no different. Just like her awkwardly staged kitchen clips where she couldn’t convincingly stir a pot to save her life, this attempt at appearing like a hands-on gardener screams, *I’ve never done this before.*
And let’s not ignore the double standards. When Catherine, Princess of Wales, faced criticism over a slight Photoshop mishap, the media erupted. Yet Meghan? Silence. No calls for accountability, no outcry—just another case of her slipping through the cracks while trying to reinvent herself as relatable.
At this point, the real question is: who keeps approving these PR disasters? Meghan, here’s a tip—next time, at least ensure all your limbs are intact before posting. Or better yet, just drop the act entirely.
