Apparently, Harry and Meghan are freaking out. They’re scrambling to figure out their next move now that their Netflix deal is about to explode in their faces. And honestly, I’ve got a bone to pick with that whole “scrambling” thing—where’s this even headed? I’m genuinely curious because it’s game over for them with Netflix. We’ve all seen it coming.
Here’s the wildest part—and trust me, this blew my mind. In five years, these two only managed to churn out six pieces of content. Six! That’s insane, right? Even if they really did snag that rumored $100 million deal—and I’m skeptical about that number—six projects? Do the math. That’s like $17-18 million per piece of content. You’re not convincing me that’s worth another deal. It’s garbage, and it makes zero business sense. They poured a ton into their Netflix projects, sure, but I’m sitting here like, “Really? That’s it?”
Now, they’re sweating about what’s next. There’s buzz about a Hulu connection—they just hired some exec who used to work there, which we covered back in January, I think. But there’s tension brewing between Harry and Meghan. They’ve been pitching to multiple platforms and networks, but nothing solid has landed. It’s a brutal market out there, and they’re not the hot new thing anymore. This isn’t 2021 or 2022—those days are gone.
I keep asking myself: What if that fake car chase never happened? What if Spare hadn’t dropped? What if all the drama that tanked their reputation never went down? I’ll tell you what—I bet they’d still be riding high like they were in 2020 and 2021 when everyone bought their story. But now? Nobody believes them. Why? Because they’ve shown the world they’re full of it—liars through and through.
So, where do they go from here? They’re chasing longevity and stability, but let’s be real—Meghan Markle isn’t exactly the poster child for “stable.” That’s looking harder and harder to lock down. I totally disagreed with my guy on this one, and I still do. You don’t hand someone a $100 million deal—supposedly—and get just six measly projects. I thought Meghan would’ve been smarter, pumping out content left and right. But nope. By 2024, and now into 2025, it’s crystal clear: Meghan’s lazy, Harry’s lazy, and they played Netflix for the cash. Total scam.
What’s their next move? YouTube? I have no clue what they’ve got left in the tank. And here’s the kicker—if Hulu actually takes them on, you’re looking at a mass subscriber exodus. Going from a $100 million Netflix deal with six flops to Hulu? That’s beyond embarrassing—it’s a disaster. Let’s see how this trainwreck plays out.
