Il Buonappetito: the 2,340 calorie menu that Trump eats at McDonald's
"Fire and Fury", Michael Wolff's investigative book that is shaking the White House, reveals Donald Trump's passion for McDonald's and the super menu with which he feeds himself: two Big Macs, two fish burgers, a milk shake chocolate.
For some days there has been nothing but “Fire and Fury”, Michael Wolff's investigative book containing Steve Bannon's shocking revelations about Donald Trump and Russiagate.
But if international affairs are not certain of my competence, there is also a bombshell in the book for us gluttons: The Donald is stuffing himself with McDonald's.
This already makes sense for obvious reasons - Donald at McDonald's is like Mickey Mouse in Mickey Mouse - but it takes even more when you hear the reasons: fearing being poisoned, the President often enters a Mac on the fly and orders, sure that no one will screw him, since it is an unscheduled stop.
Quite right. Reasonable. Correct.
The tastiest thing, though, is its 2,340-calorie menu. The Donald is fed like this: two Big Macs, two fish burgers, a chocolate milk shake.
Guys: this is an American president! Eating the most popular American specialty and devouring more calories than Phelps.
Now I expect a statement from Kim Jong Un in which the North Korean dictator reveals that he is having lunch with three servings of kimchi PLUS what Trump gets.
Let's face it: Trump's nuclear button is bigger, but the wider button on his pants is unquestionably Kim.
