Meghan Markle Excluded from Vanity Fair Oscars After Party by Chief Radhika Jones

It appears that Meghan, the master of delusion, has been making efforts to secure tickets to the Vanity Fair Oscar Afterparty. Now, this isn't just any party; it's the cream of the crop, the hottest ticket in town. But here's the kicker – Meghan's demands are reportedly through the roof, surpassing even the wildest requests from the biggest A-listers. Let me be blunt here, Meghan – you're just a name. The Duchess of Sussex might sound grand, but it's merely a platform you've managed to ride to a certain level. Is it the name that holds weight? Absolutely not. It's just a title you could have used to elevate your image, but here you are, unable to do anything with it.

The problem, dear Meghan, is your delusional mindset. You can't seem to accept things as they are, thinking you're bigger than you are, and that's where the trouble begins. Yes, you have a name – the Duchess of Sussex. But is it a name that holds weight? No, it's just a label, a platform that you've failed to utilize. Let's address the elephant in the room – your desire for Vanity Fair Oscar Afterparty tickets. Meghan, you want these tickets, but for what? Your outrageous demands include extra tickets for hangers-on and publicists. Seriously? Vanity Fair doesn't hand out tickets to anyone in your entourage. It's a prestigious event, not a circus.

And here's the real kicker – the buzz is that your husband Harry has zero interest in attending. He's not interested in this grand Hollywood publicity tour that you're desperately trying to orchestrate. Meghan, you convinced this man to leave his family, go to Hollywood, and seemingly ruin his life via a grand plan, and now he wants no part in it.

So, Meghan, here's a suggestion: if you want to go to the Vanity Fair Oscar Afterparty, why not go alone? Make an appearance by yourself, dress well, and show the world that you're capable. But here's the harsh truth – all the things I just listed, Meghan is incapable of doing.