Remember when Meghan Markle thought she was going to take over the entertainment world after stepping away from the royal family? Well, that dream is crumbling faster than a stale scone. First, let’s appreciate the irony: the same woman who walked away from centuries of royal tradition, leaving Catherine to shoulder even more responsibility, is now… a podcaster?
First up, Spotify showed Meghan the door after her boring, lackluster podcast. And now, even Lemonada Media—let’s be honest, they’re not exactly the big leagues—is having second thoughts. Yes, Lemonada doesn’t have millions to throw around for someone who's more focused on playing the victim than actually putting in the work. The official excuse for dropping Meghan? Something about focusing on wildfire victims… how convenient. But let’s not forget, those wildfires were just another photo op for Meghan.
We all saw this coming, right? Spotify built an entire studio, gave them millions, and what did they get? A handful of episodes where Meghan basically just name-dropped her celebrity friends. And now, Lemonada, with their much smaller audience, can’t afford to give Meghan the attention she craves. It's like watching someone leave a five-star restaurant because they didn’t like the table settings and end up struggling to get a seat at a fast food joint.
Meanwhile, look at Princess Catherine. Even while dealing with serious health issues, she maintains her dignity, keeps her family first, and has the entire nation rallying behind her. That’s what true royalty looks like. Now, as for Prince Harry—the once beloved prince who proudly served his country—well, now he’s just a hot mess.
Let’s be real here, this wasn’t ever really about podcasting or finding their “voice,” as the PR spin goes. It’s all about cold, hard cash. Yes, money. The constant commercial failures—Spotify, Netflix, book deals, and now Lemonada—they’re not coincidences. They’re the result of prioritizing celebrity over substance.
And let’s not forget, this is the same person who claimed she didn’t know anything about the royal family before meeting Harry. The same person who somehow managed to turn a fairytale romance into a Hollywood drama. It’s fascinating watching their desperation grow with every failure. From the heights of royal privilege to struggling to stay relevant in California, it’s like watching a live lesson in karma. Every failed project is another nail in the coffin.
The saddest part? None of this had to happen. They could have been valuable members of the royal family, supporting King Charles’s vision for a streamlined monarchy. But instead, they chose to tear it all down.
While this is happening, Princess Catherine is showing true grace under pressure. Meghan, on the other hand, is still chasing podcast deals. Catherine is focused on her recovery and preparing for her future role as queen. And despite everything that’s been thrown at him, King Charles continues to lead with dignity, proving the naysayers wrong.
Here’s the thing: running a successful podcast takes real work and dedication. It’s not enough to just have a bunch of celebrity friends on speed dial. And yet, Meghan, after burning every bridge with the royal family, still expects the world to bend to her whims. Remember when they first left, and everyone wondered what they’d do next? Well, now we know: a series of high-profile failures and desperate attempts to stay relevant. It's like watching a slow-motion car crash.
As their commercial ventures continue to flop and their star power fades, we’re bound to see more of these delays. So, what’s next for Meghan and Harry? If history is any indication, it’ll be another tell-all interview. Or, perhaps—and this would be rich—a reality show about their struggle to maintain their lifestyle. But honestly, the market has spoken. The public has seen through the act, and no amount of PR spin can change the fact that without the royal family, these two can’t make a profit.
