Harry and Meghan—yes, the same duo who thought they’d conquer Hollywood—apparently can’t even pay their new employees. The financial crisis we’ve all been predicting has finally hit Montecito. Think about it: they left the security of the royal family, burned every bridge, and expected Netflix and Spotify deals to fund their lifestyle indefinitely.
According to sources, they’ve just hired a new communications chief who’s supposed to bring innovative strategies to enhance Meghan’s public image. But here’s where it gets juicy, guys. There are already whispers about financial issues with this appointment. They’re struggling to make payroll, folks. Can you believe it? These two, who jet around the globe lecturing us about climate change from their private planes and live in a 16-bedroom mansion, can’t even ensure their checks won’t bounce.
I have to ask: are they using Excel here? When this poor woman goes to cash a check from Archewell, is it going to come back with “insufficient funds”? And let’s be real for a second—this isn’t their money they’re running out of. This is Harry’s money that Meghan has been burning through since day one. The man left everything he knew—his family, his country, his connections—all for a Hollywood fantasy.
Meanwhile, look at William and Catherine across the pond. Class, dignity, hard work, and genuine service to their country. Catherine, even while dealing with serious health challenges, has shown more grace and strength than Meghan ever has. And William continues to step up for his family and his country, proving what true leadership looks like.
The reports mention “financial constraints” for people who bought a $40 million mansion. The only constraints these two understand are the constraints of reality. I honestly feel a tiny bit sorry for this new hire. She’s walking into a complete disaster zone here, trying to manage Meghan’s image. And let’s be honest, it’s a messy process. But as my granny used to say, “If you make your bed, you’ve got to lie in it.”
The sources say this is a pivotal role for Meghan’s future image, but let’s be real—this woman is being set up as a scapegoat. Mark my words, we’ll be seeing headlines in Page Six within six months that this communications chief has “suddenly decided to pursue other opportunities” or “left to spend more time with family.” That’s code for running for the hills, screaming.
Meanwhile, King Charles, Camilla, and the Waleses continue doing the real work of the monarchy with dignity and purpose. No drama, no leaks to the press, no whining about privileges. They’re out there serving their country and making a real difference.
