Justine Bateman has taken another swipe at Meghan Markle—well, actually, both Meghan and Harry—calling their entire narrative a "victim Olympics campaign."
Bateman went straight for the jugular, stating that the real issue with Meghan and Harry is their relentless exploitation of victimhood. According to her, every single opportunity they’ve pursued over the years has been fueled by this "woe is me" narrative. And let’s be real—how many times have we heard Harry bring up Princess Diana in speeches and interviews? Bateman even referenced an alleged phone call that Harry ignored on the day or the day before Diana's passing, suggesting that he’s been carrying that guilt around ever since. She went as far as to say Harry clings to it like an accessory—brutal but not entirely off the mark.
Every single time we see Harry making a speech, he inevitably circles back to his mother. Yes, it was a tragic loss, but let’s not forget—William lost his mother too. Yet, somehow, he manages to carry on without making every public appearance about it.
Another day, another headline about Meghan Markle’s supposed reluctance to return to the UK. But here’s the kicker—nobody actually cares. The British public isn’t exactly waiting with bated breath for her grand return.
Let’s be honest: If Meghan were beloved in the UK, this might be a different story. If the British people were clamoring for her, begging her to return, then sure, the drama would make sense. But that’s far from reality. Her approval ratings are in the gutter, and public sentiment is largely against her. If anything, people would rather pelt her with rotten tomatoes than roll out the red carpet.
So, Meghan, if you don’t want to go back, don’t. But can we stop hearing about it? No one is losing sleep over whether or not you grace British soil again.
And finally, Meghan wants the world to know—she does have friends! This declaration comes after significant backlash over her latest Netflix endeavor. Apparently, she’s feeling the heat and wants to reassure the public that she’s not just sitting alone in her multimillion-dollar mansion, sipping on black coffee and chain-smoking cigarettes.
Fine, Meghan. You have friends. We believe you. But let’s be real—your carefully curated inner circle probably doesn’t exactly scream "normal." Given all the PR disasters and fallout from past friendships, one has to wonder who’s actually still in her corner.
But hey, if she wants to insist she has friends, we’ll take her word for it. After all, who are we to argue?
